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    Eytukan
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    Dear Candidate, Job Opening with an MNCs Position-.Net Developer Experience-3-7yrs Skills-.Net, C#, Oracle or SQL Database The subject line for this mail was: Very Very Very Very Urgent Opening For .Net Developer silly! it's a well known recruiting firm but don't understand if they would ever have a standard for writing mails to people. Some times I feel amused when they say "We have a very critical opening!" :-D I wished to reply them "Use a cork". :)

    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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      Dear Candidate, Job Opening with an MNCs Position-.Net Developer Experience-3-7yrs Skills-.Net, C#, Oracle or SQL Database The subject line for this mail was: Very Very Very Very Urgent Opening For .Net Developer silly! it's a well known recruiting firm but don't understand if they would ever have a standard for writing mails to people. Some times I feel amused when they say "We have a very critical opening!" :-D I wished to reply them "Use a cork". :)

      Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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      _Damian S_
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      VuNic wrote:

      I wished to reply them "Use a cork". :)

      I had to read that twice to ensure it was KSS... rofl...

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        VuNic wrote:

        I wished to reply them "Use a cork". :)

        I had to read that twice to ensure it was KSS... rofl...

        Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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        Eytukan
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        Yeah I just imagined a critical opening on the roof of their building. :rolleyes: so it's perfectly KSS.

        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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          Dear Candidate, Job Opening with an MNCs Position-.Net Developer Experience-3-7yrs Skills-.Net, C#, Oracle or SQL Database The subject line for this mail was: Very Very Very Very Urgent Opening For .Net Developer silly! it's a well known recruiting firm but don't understand if they would ever have a standard for writing mails to people. Some times I feel amused when they say "We have a very critical opening!" :-D I wished to reply them "Use a cork". :)

          Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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          Rage
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          Cool. I'd answer : I am very very very very interested, assuming you are paying very very very very well.

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            Yeah I just imagined a critical opening on the roof of their building. :rolleyes: so it's perfectly KSS.

            Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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            Rage
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            Mind you, it is getting worse. :-D

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              Mind you, it is getting worse. :-D

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              Eytukan
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              Ok let's divert. Anyway I wanted to ask you this, long time back when I was active in CP, you were away posting 1 or 2 messages per quarter. Looks like you are back? lost job ? :-D just kidding. what's the matter really?

              Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                Ok let's divert. Anyway I wanted to ask you this, long time back when I was active in CP, you were away posting 1 or 2 messages per quarter. Looks like you are back? lost job ? :-D just kidding. what's the matter really?

                Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                Rage
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                I learned English and I bought a sense of humor, now I can participate :-D Seriously, I changed jobs four years ago, I am no developer anymore. So I am basically here for the people, and not for the content anymore. Plus, I am alone at my workplace, so I chat with the Loungers. To be honest, I find it quite fascinating how I am now so unable to help people in the forums (I have never tried myself in the Q&A section) as opposed to maybe five years ago...

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                  Dear Candidate, Job Opening with an MNCs Position-.Net Developer Experience-3-7yrs Skills-.Net, C#, Oracle or SQL Database The subject line for this mail was: Very Very Very Very Urgent Opening For .Net Developer silly! it's a well known recruiting firm but don't understand if they would ever have a standard for writing mails to people. Some times I feel amused when they say "We have a very critical opening!" :-D I wished to reply them "Use a cork". :)

                  Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                  Suresh Suthar
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                  I had to check your profile to ensure you are from India. Yeah your are from India!!!!

                  The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar

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                    I learned English and I bought a sense of humor, now I can participate :-D Seriously, I changed jobs four years ago, I am no developer anymore. So I am basically here for the people, and not for the content anymore. Plus, I am alone at my workplace, so I chat with the Loungers. To be honest, I find it quite fascinating how I am now so unable to help people in the forums (I have never tried myself in the Q&A section) as opposed to maybe five years ago...

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                    Rage wrote:

                    So I am basically here for the people

                    Sounds obamatic :cool: Belated wishes for your new job! quite belated though.

                    Rage wrote:

                    To be honest, I find it quite fascinating how I am now so unable to help people in the forums (I have never tried myself in the Q&A section) as opposed to maybe five years ago...

                    Yup I met you first on the C++ forum. And I see you are not there now., Never mind, my brain is shelling out cells at a much faster rate, Cheers! I don't know how this old Carlo manages to remember things. :-D (ps: ignore my previous post, accidentally sent) Vunic

                    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                      Rage wrote:

                      So I am basically here for the people

                      Sounds obamatic :cool: Belated wishes for your new job! quite belated though.

                      Rage wrote:

                      To be honest, I find it quite fascinating how I am now so unable to help people in the forums (I have never tried myself in the Q&A section) as opposed to maybe five years ago...

                      Yup I met you first on the C++ forum. And I see you are not there now., Never mind, my brain is shelling out cells at a much faster rate, Cheers! I don't know how this old Carlo manages to remember things. :-D (ps: ignore my previous post, accidentally sent) Vunic

                      Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                      VuNic wrote:

                      quite belated though.

                      No, it is actual again -> I am changing again in two months, back in the systems engineering (so maybe a little bit of embedded software as well).

                      VuNic wrote:

                      Carlo manages to remember things

                      Yeah, he's imrpessive... But he still works with the technology, so ...

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                        I had to check your profile to ensure you are from India. Yeah your are from India!!!!

                        The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar

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                        Suresh Suthar wrote:

                        Yeah your are from India!!!!

                        Yeah I am !!! :)

                        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                          Dear Candidate, Job Opening with an MNCs Position-.Net Developer Experience-3-7yrs Skills-.Net, C#, Oracle or SQL Database The subject line for this mail was: Very Very Very Very Urgent Opening For .Net Developer silly! it's a well known recruiting firm but don't understand if they would ever have a standard for writing mails to people. Some times I feel amused when they say "We have a very critical opening!" :-D I wished to reply them "Use a cork". :)

                          Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                          Chris Quinn
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                          I got an email last week for an urgent contract position for a UK government department "Starting next Monday, no interview required!"

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                            Dear Candidate, Job Opening with an MNCs Position-.Net Developer Experience-3-7yrs Skills-.Net, C#, Oracle or SQL Database The subject line for this mail was: Very Very Very Very Urgent Opening For .Net Developer silly! it's a well known recruiting firm but don't understand if they would ever have a standard for writing mails to people. Some times I feel amused when they say "We have a very critical opening!" :-D I wished to reply them "Use a cork". :)

                            Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                            Dr Walt Fair PE
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                            I like some of the LinkedIn job announcements. Today there was: Looking for an experienced Petroleum Engineer with a background in Petroleum Engineering. Brilliant.

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                              I like some of the LinkedIn job announcements. Today there was: Looking for an experienced Petroleum Engineer with a background in Petroleum Engineering. Brilliant.

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                              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                              Brisingr Aerowing
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                              I wonder where they would put him (or her)? The department of redundancy department?

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