Web Page Colour Schemes...........oh dear
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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I am not un-guilty of such a page, myself (i.e., wear sunglasses), but it was intended as a bit of a joke (using the organization's color as a background). The event starts after the first 'enter', but the front page's original background was the same. Should the background image render slowly, you'll get an immediate eye-full. Here^ The text behind translates to 'The stone that the builder's rejected has become the head of the corner', which is very relevant to the organization.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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I actually started getting queasy looking at that. something with that color scheme was giving me almost a feeling of vertigo.... weird. and scary.
It used to be what you know that got you ahead, then it was who you know, now its what you know about who you know that gets you ahead. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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And to add insult to injury, they sell paints for living. :doh:
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Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
It sure does look like one.
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I actually started getting queasy looking at that. something with that color scheme was giving me almost a feeling of vertigo.... weird. and scary.
It used to be what you know that got you ahead, then it was who you know, now its what you know about who you know that gets you ahead. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
Don't worry
You'll be alright in a while!"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Don't worry
You'll be alright in a while!"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
aaarrrgggg!!! X|
It used to be what you know that got you ahead, then it was who you know, now its what you know about who you know that gets you ahead. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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I rather liked that. The labels jumped off the page at me and made me want to buy everything on the site. :wtf: :wtf: :omg:
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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That is just pure evil: perhaps we should mount an email campaign to tell them how awful it is.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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I think that just injured my eyes permanently.
m.bergman
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. -- Steve Landesberg
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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It's part of their viral marketing campaign. They intended to make the page so bad that all of the intarwebs would be abuzz about their design. Looks like it worked.
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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At least it is readable. I have seen color schemes that are unreadable because there is insufficient contrast. At least it is not as bad as it was when the html first became popular.
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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OMG...Didn't read all of your warnings before going to the site and I think I burnt my eyes.
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Don't worry
You'll be alright in a while!"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Nice one! +5 That deserves a +500! Oh, and...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C#: public void GetOffOfTheComputer(){ throw new System.NotImplementedException(); } VB: Public Sub GetOffTheComputer() Throw New NotImplementedException() End Sub
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Nice one! +5 That deserves a +500! Oh, and...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C#: public void GetOffOfTheComputer(){ throw new System.NotImplementedException(); } VB: Public Sub GetOffTheComputer() Throw New NotImplementedException() End Sub
Thank you ever so much. It's rare that an artistic genius is appreciated during his lifetime.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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Reminds me of 'The gr1d' (a programming game that seems to have died). The developer just set it up so the site picked a random colour-scheme from kuler every hour, and just left it that way. Some of those themes just didn't work for a webpage...
500 characters in this space, 500 characters in this space, paste the above, write a bit more, 369 characters left in this space...
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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Including animated gif for the logo, of course. Back to the 90s!
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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Hm, seems to a slight improvement over that: http://www.dribin.org/dave/blog/images/kq2.png[^] At least the font has a better resolution ;)
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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I'll meet your neon green and raise you by garish colours and a bunch of animated gifs! Just check this site out, if the home page colour scheme isn't bad enough, just browse a few of the other pages. Kudos if you can find the dressed up dog or the 'Welcome' video! http://www.fabricland.co.uk/[^]
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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I couldn't find my welder's glasses. I don't believe they would have helped very much, though. Instead, I used a piece of 1/8" aluminum sheet. Darn thing got so hot I couldn't hold it! Had to pull the plug to shut off the computer!~ I will say one thing about that page: It is at least readable. So many are equally gaudy but not readable by most mortals. The worst sites (and software) that use their own colors mixed with Windows System Colors. They will use something like "Button Color" for text on their own White background. I use a variant of High Contrast Black in which the Button Color is Yellow. Can you read Yellow text on White? I have often thought that the "page background color" (or image) ought to be stricken from the web HTML repertoire. In particular the capability of being able to use something that is part of that background as a "clickable" area. So many sites use this ancient scheme, and if you tune your browser to ignore background colors/images, you can't see where to click. Similarly, I believe that being able to specify Windows colors mixed with hard-coded colors is so problematical as to make life miserable for about 30% of the population who use some special Windows color scheme that aids them. My ophthalmologist teaches at a local university. He is considering assigning a project to study the effect of "bright background - dark text" color schemes in relation to eye problems, including the possibility that some problems might be CAUSED by excessive use of such bright themes.
RussCA
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This must have been a candidate in the "oh my.......wtf where they thinking" web page colour scheme awards. WARNING: welder goggles required (sunglasses just aren't dark enough) http://www.paco-systems.co.uk/anti_slip.html[^] Dalek, that wasn't one of your early creations was it?? :)
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The designer is brilliant, he was able to achieve several accomplishments: 1 - All this attention to it. Very good marketing when people are talking about it. 2 - Some nostalgia. It just looks like those very old MS-DOS application. I just feel like buying something from them. 3 - Increase the sales of his welding goggle business.
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