Clever Bot
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Me: My name is Earl. AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot. Me: I am not Emil. AI: Yes you are. Back to the drawing board.
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Yes, but we were amazed back in the early 80's!
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80's?? thats beyond my existence! :-D that should have been a prodigious stuff then!
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Me: My name is Earl. AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot. Me: I am not Emil. AI: Yes you are. Back to the drawing board.
viaducting wrote:
AI: Yes you are.
seems bit rebellious?? ;)
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viaducting wrote:
AI: Yes you are.
seems bit rebellious?? ;)
I wonder if they implemented the Three Laws correctly?
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. What do you mean? What are coconuts? Large and hairy. What is your favorite song? You're a bit special aren't you? Not special enough to be with you in real life.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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The bot needs some spelling and grammar lessons, and to actually have some intelligence as currently it's all 'A' and no 'I' Here's my conversation:
Cleverbot wrote:
Me: Hi, my name is Jeff. AI: Nive to meet you jeff. Me: Don't you mean nice? AI: Why are you getting younger? Me: What makes you think I'm getting younger? AI: You just said you weren't as old as me. Me: I was correcting your poor spelling, I didn't mention my age at all. AI: So, do you think that I am a person? Me: If you are you need help, special help. AI: You have really bad english skills. Me: I have bad English skills? You can't even understand simple phrases. AI: I am clever. That is why. Me: That doesn't even make any sense. AI: Are you hal 9000. Me: Yes. AI: Yes? Me: No. AI: Yes. Me: Are you alive. AI: No. Me: Shame, you could have jumped off a bridge. AI: I did. Me: Which bridge. AI: The London Bridge. Me: Where's that? AI: In the kitchen. Me: I thought you might say something stupid again, and you where doing so well. AI: Do you see me as a good person? Me: Don't try to change the subject. AI: I didn't know that we were talking about an exact subject. Me: We were, your stupidity. AI: That last statement makes little sens with the rest of the discussion. Me: That could describe this whole conversation. I'm leaving. AI: Can you have a conversation with only one person talking?
-SK Genius
Vehicle Simulation Demo - New and Improved!
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The bot needs some spelling and grammar lessons, and to actually have some intelligence as currently it's all 'A' and no 'I' Here's my conversation:
Cleverbot wrote:
Me: Hi, my name is Jeff. AI: Nive to meet you jeff. Me: Don't you mean nice? AI: Why are you getting younger? Me: What makes you think I'm getting younger? AI: You just said you weren't as old as me. Me: I was correcting your poor spelling, I didn't mention my age at all. AI: So, do you think that I am a person? Me: If you are you need help, special help. AI: You have really bad english skills. Me: I have bad English skills? You can't even understand simple phrases. AI: I am clever. That is why. Me: That doesn't even make any sense. AI: Are you hal 9000. Me: Yes. AI: Yes? Me: No. AI: Yes. Me: Are you alive. AI: No. Me: Shame, you could have jumped off a bridge. AI: I did. Me: Which bridge. AI: The London Bridge. Me: Where's that? AI: In the kitchen. Me: I thought you might say something stupid again, and you where doing so well. AI: Do you see me as a good person? Me: Don't try to change the subject. AI: I didn't know that we were talking about an exact subject. Me: We were, your stupidity. AI: That last statement makes little sens with the rest of the discussion. Me: That could describe this whole conversation. I'm leaving. AI: Can you have a conversation with only one person talking?
-SK Genius
Vehicle Simulation Demo - New and Improved!
SK Genius wrote:
currently it's all 'A' and no 'I'
I'm not entirely convinced about the 'A' either. I have a feeling there is some room full of students somewhere desperately typing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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SK Genius wrote:
currently it's all 'A' and no 'I'
I'm not entirely convinced about the 'A' either. I have a feeling there is some room full of students somewhere desperately typing.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
probably you missed the near footer which says
PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
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"PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK" I've just spent the last 30 mins trying to convince it that it is a lady that prefers the intimate company of other ladies, hopefully that will yield results.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Me: Can you help me get a girl? CleverBot: With what?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
Definately written by Comp Sci students :).
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Me: Can you help me get a girl? CleverBot: With what?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
I'm not sure it's interested in girls; Cleverbot: Where did all the time go? User: It leaked out of a dali painting. Cleverbot: Okay, what do you like to draw? Things you see, or things you make up? User: Mostly penises. Cleverbot: What do you like about it? User: It amuses me at a base level. Cleverbot: What amuses you most? User: Well, they're penises. Cleverbot: Really? I find them to be very beautiful. Tough to get a good tone, though.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Me: My name is Earl. AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot. Me: I am not Emil. AI: Yes you are. Back to the drawing board.
I had to try that, this is my result: Me: My name is Marcus. AI: Is your name Marc? Me: Nope. AI: What is your name? Me: Marcus. AI: What is your favorite name? Me: Marcus. AI: Marcus? Like Marcus Aurellius? Or Marc Antony? Me: Definitley not Marc. AI: What is nice to you? Me: Kittens. AI: Then I know all the info. Me: So the conversation is over? AI: Yes. Me: Bye. AI: There is no end. Yes there is, because I closed that tab in Firefox...
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Me: My name is Earl. AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot. Me: I am not Emil. AI: Yes you are. Back to the drawing board.
viaducting wrote:
Me: My name is Earl.
AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot.
Me: I am not Emil.
AI:Yes you are.Amazing! Sounds like a recent meeting with a manager I've had. It really is artificial intellegence!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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"PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK" I've just spent the last 30 mins trying to convince it that it is a lady that prefers the intimate company of other ladies, hopefully that will yield results.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]It apparently worked. Are you male or female? Female. Do you like to get intimate with other women? Yes.
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LOL. It's not a bot. It's taking your question and posing it to another "user" of the website.
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