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  • P Pramod Harithsa

    speak to an AI with some actual intelligence[^]

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    Rage
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    Pramod harithsa wrote:

    some actual intelligence[^]

    It depends on what you call intelligence. And whether it can be measured.[^]

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    • L Lost User

      SK Genius wrote:

      currently it's all 'A' and no 'I'

      I'm not entirely convinced about the 'A' either. I have a feeling there is some room full of students somewhere desperately typing.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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      Pramod Harithsa
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      probably you missed the near footer which says

      PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK

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      • P Pramod Harithsa

        speak to an AI with some actual intelligence[^]

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        Keith Barrow
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        "PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK" I've just spent the last 30 mins trying to convince it that it is a lady that prefers the intimate company of other ladies, hopefully that will yield results.

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
        -Or-
        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        • E Eytukan

          Me: Can you help me get a girl? CleverBot: With what?

          Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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          Keith Barrow
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          Definately written by Comp Sci students :).

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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          • E Eytukan

            Me: Can you help me get a girl? CleverBot: With what?

            Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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            Lost User
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            I'm not sure it's interested in girls; Cleverbot: Where did all the time go? User: It leaked out of a dali painting. Cleverbot: Okay, what do you like to draw? Things you see, or things you make up? User: Mostly penises. Cleverbot: What do you like about it? User: It amuses me at a base level. Cleverbot: What amuses you most? User: Well, they're penises. Cleverbot: Really? I find them to be very beautiful. Tough to get a good tone, though.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            • H hairy_hats

              Me: My name is Earl. AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot. Me: I am not Emil. AI: Yes you are. Back to the drawing board.

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              Marcus_2
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              I had to try that, this is my result: Me: My name is Marcus. AI: Is your name Marc? Me: Nope. AI: What is your name? Me: Marcus. AI: What is your favorite name? Me: Marcus. AI: Marcus? Like Marcus Aurellius? Or Marc Antony? Me: Definitley not Marc. AI: What is nice to you? Me: Kittens. AI: Then I know all the info. Me: So the conversation is over? AI: Yes. Me: Bye. AI: There is no end. Yes there is, because I closed that tab in Firefox...

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              • H hairy_hats

                Me: My name is Earl. AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot. Me: I am not Emil. AI: Yes you are. Back to the drawing board.

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                S Houghtelin
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                viaducting wrote:

                Me: My name is Earl.
                AI: Hi Emil, I am a robot.
                Me: I am not Emil.
                AI:Yes you are.

                Amazing! Sounds like a recent meeting with a manager I've had. It really is artificial intellegence!

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  "PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK" I've just spent the last 30 mins trying to convince it that it is a lady that prefers the intimate company of other ladies, hopefully that will yield results.

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  Jeremy Hutchinson
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                  It apparently worked. Are you male or female? Female. Do you like to get intimate with other women? Yes.

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                  • P Pramod Harithsa

                    speak to an AI with some actual intelligence[^]

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                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                    LOL. It's not a bot. It's taking your question and posing it to another "user" of the website.

                    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                    You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                    • P Pramod Harithsa

                      speak to an AI with some actual intelligence[^]

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                      krumia
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                      me: I have a bad case of testicular cancer.
                      bot: What is with your head?

                      Last time I checked, they were nowhere near my head.

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