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Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one egg?? Male Ego!!! Not even one will ask for directions!!! :)
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Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one egg?? Male Ego!!! Not even one will ask for directions!!! :)
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.
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I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.
I very well know that :)
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.
I very well know that :)
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Well, if you knew that why did you say it takes millions to fertilize an egg?
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Well, if you knew that why did you say it takes millions to fertilize an egg?
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Asking a question on a joke?? Do you really need to do that?
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Asking a question on a joke?? Do you really need to do that?
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
DD can be a pillock sometimes, as can we all!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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DD can be a pillock sometimes, as can we all!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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DD can be a pillock sometimes, as can we all!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
I merely strive for accuracy. Plus it was a VERY old joke. Had it been original and funny I would have voted my enthusiasm. I didn't downvote. (Point of order, I never downvote a joke, regardless as to its vintage or subject matter, but do reserve the right to comment or groan). As for being a pillock, yeah, mea culpa, from time to time.
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Asking a question on a joke?? Do you really need to do that?
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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I merely strive for accuracy. Plus it was a VERY old joke. Had it been original and funny I would have voted my enthusiasm. I didn't downvote. (Point of order, I never downvote a joke, regardless as to its vintage or subject matter, but do reserve the right to comment or groan). As for being a pillock, yeah, mea culpa, from time to time.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Plus it was a VERY old joke.
Searched it here did not find it here and it was new to me. So i posted. I completely understand your point too.
Dalek Dave wrote:
but do reserve the right to comment or groan).
Absolutely :thumbsup:
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DD can be a pillock sometimes, as can we all!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Mycroft Holmes wrote:
DD can be a pillock sometimes
What do you mean sometimes?
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I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Well, this might be true, in the end, but it is like saying one straw can kill the camel by ignoring the 300000000 already piled up on the beast. For example, some sperm is attack sperm. It will attack another males sperm in the vagina. Without these the one sucessfull one will itself fail to reach its goal.
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I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
You're doing it again! Stop being such an elephanting pedant: it's just a joke. If this is what living in Luton does to you... :-)
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I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live