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  • D Dalek Dave

    I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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    Chandrasekharan P
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.

    I very well know that :)

    Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.

      I very well know that :)

      Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Well, if you knew that why did you say it takes millions to fertilize an egg?

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Well, if you knew that why did you say it takes millions to fertilize an egg?

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        Chandrasekharan P
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        Asking a question on a joke?? Do you really need to do that?

        Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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        • C Chandrasekharan P

          Asking a question on a joke?? Do you really need to do that?

          Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          DD can be a pillock sometimes, as can we all!

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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          • M Mycroft Holmes

            DD can be a pillock sometimes, as can we all!

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            tolw
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            Some more than others it seems...

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            • M Mycroft Holmes

              DD can be a pillock sometimes, as can we all!

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              Dalek Dave
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              I merely strive for accuracy. Plus it was a VERY old joke. Had it been original and funny I would have voted my enthusiasm. I didn't downvote. (Point of order, I never downvote a joke, regardless as to its vintage or subject matter, but do reserve the right to comment or groan). As for being a pillock, yeah, mea culpa, from time to time.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              • C Chandrasekharan P

                Asking a question on a joke?? Do you really need to do that?

                Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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                Ra one
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                Quote: Chandrasekharan P

                Asking a question on a joke?? Do you really need to do that?

                this is what called a Male Ego... keep on pulling legs :cool:

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I merely strive for accuracy. Plus it was a VERY old joke. Had it been original and funny I would have voted my enthusiasm. I didn't downvote. (Point of order, I never downvote a joke, regardless as to its vintage or subject matter, but do reserve the right to comment or groan). As for being a pillock, yeah, mea culpa, from time to time.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  Chandrasekharan P
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Plus it was a VERY old joke.

                  Searched it here did not find it here and it was new to me. So i posted. I completely understand your point too.

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  but do reserve the right to comment or groan).

                  Absolutely :thumbsup:

                  Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                    DD can be a pillock sometimes, as can we all!

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                    DD can be a pillock sometimes

                    What do you mean sometimes?

                    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                      Lost User
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                      Well, this might be true, in the end, but it is like saying one straw can kill the camel by ignoring the 300000000 already piled up on the beast. For example, some sperm is attack sperm. It will attack another males sperm in the vagina. Without these the one sucessfull one will itself fail to reach its goal.

                      ============================== Nothing to say.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        You're doing it again! Stop being such an elephanting pedant: it's just a joke. If this is what living in Luton does to you... :-)

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I do not know who taught you biology, but in fact it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg.

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                          wizardzz
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                          Yeah, but you know, according to male ego, a million sounds better.

                          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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