650g of Bacon, 5 Eggs and 4 Pieces of Toast
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That's around about the breakfast I cook Saturday morning. For the family.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
That's around about the breakfast I cook Saturday morning.
For the family.It sure felt like a families dinner when I ate it.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hey, that's the correct answer to the hypocholesterolemic diet the doctor gave me.
Veni, vidi, vici.
CPallini wrote:
Hey, that's the correct answer to the hypocholesterolemic diet the doctor gave me.
So what's the diet?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
That's around about the breakfast I cook Saturday morning.
For the family.It sure felt like a families dinner when I ate it.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
You elephant_er_. I shouldn't be reading your posts while eating something. :laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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CPallini wrote:
Hey, that's the correct answer to the hypocholesterolemic diet the doctor gave me.
So what's the diet?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I believe you should give your doctor a troll kick then ask for a second opinion.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I believe you should give your doctor a troll kick then ask for a second opinion.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Actually I partially follwed his advice: I use skimmed milk, sometimes. :-D
Veni, vidi, vici.
CPallini wrote:
I use skimmed milk
?Save your money and mix a tablespoon of flour to a litre of water - tastes and looks the same but slightly more nutritious.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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CPallini wrote:
I use skimmed milk
?Save your money and mix a tablespoon of flour to a litre of water - tastes and looks the same but slightly more nutritious.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Was my dinner tonight, and I've still got half a slice to go. Much more filling than I thought when I started cooking it.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Heart attack on a platter!
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CPallini wrote:
You know: less eggs, less fats, skimmed milk and so on. :sigh:
Elephant that.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Heart attack on a platter!
Vivic wrote:
Heart attack on a platter!
It'll take more than bacon to kill me.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Heart attack on a platter!
BS. It's all a lie. Eating cholesterol has nothing to do with your heart health, nor does it actually affect your cholesterol levels AND your cholestrol level is useless information. While I'd stay away from bacon with added sodium nitrates, the uncured bacon is absolutely healthy for you. Eggs are a very cheap form of protien. The charge that eating cholesterol will raise your cholesterol level makes about as much sense as saying eating too much brocoli will cause it to sprout from your forehead.
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BS. It's all a lie. Eating cholesterol has nothing to do with your heart health, nor does it actually affect your cholesterol levels AND your cholestrol level is useless information. While I'd stay away from bacon with added sodium nitrates, the uncured bacon is absolutely healthy for you. Eggs are a very cheap form of protien. The charge that eating cholesterol will raise your cholesterol level makes about as much sense as saying eating too much brocoli will cause it to sprout from your forehead.
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CPallini wrote:
You know: less eggs, less fats, skimmed milk and so on. :sigh:
Elephant that.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Citation needed.
viaducting wrote:
Citation needed.
Mom told me!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Citation needed.
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Citation needed.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
Needs more cowbell bacon
Elephant no! Way more bacon and eggs than is reasonable for dinner. That's about a pound and a half (stupid imperial system) of bacon for my dinner alone.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
That's a bunch! I usually limit myself to a half pound per meal, but only so I can have it again the next meal. I hate having to return to the store for more before the checker's shift is over.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Was my dinner tonight, and I've still got half a slice to go. Much more filling than I thought when I started cooking it.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
6 reasons why bacon is better than true love[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Was my dinner tonight, and I've still got half a slice to go. Much more filling than I thought when I started cooking it.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Total calories = 4295 [ 3517 (650gm of cooked bacon) + 462 (5 eggs) + 316 (4 slices of unbuttered toast)]. The average calorie intake for an adult male is 2500. Food for thought. :) /ravi
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