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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    It's 5am John. Shouldn't you be out hunting lawn wolves?


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    I don't check the traps until after the sun comes up...

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      We have the upper hand on the Indian contingent because none of them have guns. :)

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      But they do have all the whisky... :laugh:

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        The folks there appear to be a very pro-gun group of folks - it seems like a good number of people brings guns to work (leaving them in their cars of course). The work looks real interesting, too. :)

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        Where is it located?

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          Where is it located?

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          Texas

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            Texas

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            I admit my prejudice, that was my first thought. I blame watching too many western films in childhood for that. And some contemporary YouTube videos. :)

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              I admit my prejudice, that was my first thought. I blame watching too many western films in childhood for that. And some contemporary YouTube videos. :)

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              Texas isn't even the most gun-friendly state.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                The folks there appear to be a very pro-gun group of folks - it seems like a good number of people brings guns to work (leaving them in their cars of course). The work looks real interesting, too. :)

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                it seems like a good number of people brings guns to work

                I imagine that does wonders for communication. And meetings probably stay more focused, everyone is more polite, and disputes are settled swiftly. I think you're on to something here. "Magnum Management." I can just imagine the motivational posters! It would breath new life into Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People!" Marc

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                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  it seems like a good number of people brings guns to work

                  I imagine that does wonders for communication. And meetings probably stay more focused, everyone is more polite, and disputes are settled swiftly. I think you're on to something here. "Magnum Management." I can just imagine the motivational posters! It would breath new life into Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People!" Marc

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                  Melody's Amazon Herb Site

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                  An armed society is a polite society. :)

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    The folks there appear to be a very pro-gun group of folks - it seems like a good number of people brings guns to work (leaving them in their cars of course). The work looks real interesting, too. :)

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    I don't know if you noticed this John, but you live in Texas. I would expect this kind of thing to be normal.

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      The folks there appear to be a very pro-gun group of folks - it seems like a good number of people brings guns to work (leaving them in their cars of course). The work looks real interesting, too. :)

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      The work looks real interesting, too. :)

                      I admire the precedence of your priorities. :)

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        Texas isn't even the most gun-friendly state.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        Louisiana?

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          An armed society is a polite society. :)

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          A polite society has no need to be armed. :)

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            The folks there appear to be a very pro-gun group of folks - it seems like a good number of people brings guns to work (leaving them in their cars of course). The work looks real interesting, too. :)

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            just out of curiosity, how are you leaving your guns in your cars? aren't you worried about it getting stolen? here's it's a crime to leave your gun in a non secure environment (which is why mine is in a secure location at home when i'm not shooting it)

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                              The folks there appear to be a very pro-gun group of folks - it seems like a good number of people brings guns to work (leaving them in their cars of course). The work looks real interesting, too. :)

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              So you're taking the place of someone who couldn't sprint to his car as fast as the others?

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                                So you're taking the place of someone who couldn't sprint to his car as fast as the others?

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Apparently so. Actually, the guy was Indian, so he probably wasn't armed. :)

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                  Louisiana?

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                                  Probably Nevada or Montana if I were to guess. I know the state I am in is pretty gun friendly. The problem is convincing the girlfriend to let me drop $5k for a 0.50 rifle.

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                                    just out of curiosity, how are you leaving your guns in your cars? aren't you worried about it getting stolen? here's it's a crime to leave your gun in a non secure environment (which is why mine is in a secure location at home when i'm not shooting it)

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                                    How is a locked car not a secure environment?

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                      A polite society has no need to be armed. :)

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                                      :thumbsup:

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                                        I don't know if you noticed this John, but you live in Texas. I would expect this kind of thing to be normal.

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                                        Then you'd be surprised at how often it's NOT the case. As I've already stated, Texas ain't the most gun-friendly state in the union...

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                          Probably Nevada or Montana if I were to guess. I know the state I am in is pretty gun friendly. The problem is convincing the girlfriend to let me drop $5k for a 0.50 rifle.

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                                          What you are aiming for, Barret? In New Jersey you need a gun permit for a slingshot (no joke – it’s a law).

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