Milk.......
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benjymous wrote: it takes exactly the same as when it's fresh :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Lovely. The other day I opened some milk at home. The expiry date said the 18th and so it should have been fine. I took a big swig and nearly re-painted the walls of my kitchen as I gagged and sprayed it out. Totally off, and it takes hours for the taste of off milk to get out of your mouth. Thankfully I did not swallow. Ugh! And no, it was not dogs milk. Was cows milk.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaThat'll teach you not to drink from the bottle ;P Actually it's usually the other way round - a carton of milk can smell bad because milk that escaped last time your poured goes off on the outside of the carton, but the actual milk inside is still fine. If you just go by your instant "sniff.. urg - this milk is off" reaction, then you'd end up throwing away perfectly decent milk. did it have lumpy bits? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Holly: No, they're from Earth. I hope they've got some spare odds and sods on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies. Lister: Like what? Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated. Lister: What kind of milk are we using now? Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk. Lister, staring at his cup of tea: Dog's milk?! Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it goes off it takes exactly the same as when it's fresh. Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?! Holly: What, and spoil your tea? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Damn, that was the first sketch that came into my head when I read the original post. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis
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Damn, that was the first sketch that came into my head when I read the original post. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis
Great minds think alike poor ones seldom differ -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Holly: No, they're from Earth. I hope they've got some spare odds and sods on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies. Lister: Like what? Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated. Lister: What kind of milk are we using now? Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk. Lister, staring at his cup of tea: Dog's milk?! Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it goes off it takes exactly the same as when it's fresh. Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?! Holly: What, and spoil your tea? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Ahh you brough back some memories, will there ever be another series?
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676
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Ahh you brough back some memories, will there ever be another series?
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676
I think they're meant to be working on a movie, but that's one of those things that'll probably never happen. They're gradually releasing the series on DVD though - series 1[^] is available now, and series 2[^] is available at the beginning of February -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Holly: No, they're from Earth. I hope they've got some spare odds and sods on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies. Lister: Like what? Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated. Lister: What kind of milk are we using now? Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk. Lister, staring at his cup of tea: Dog's milk?! Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it goes off it takes exactly the same as when it's fresh. Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?! Holly: What, and spoil your tea? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
ROFL! :laugh: A couple of weeks ago I picked up Red Dwarf I on DVD...:-D Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschTrouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++
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I think they're meant to be working on a movie, but that's one of those things that'll probably never happen. They're gradually releasing the series on DVD though - series 1[^] is available now, and series 2[^] is available at the beginning of February -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
Damn! Missed this post. Thanks for the heads-up on series 2 though. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschTrouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++
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Damn! Missed this post. Thanks for the heads-up on series 2 though. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschTrouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++
Hehe - I'm always doing that. I'll post half way through reading a thread, then have a quick panicked read through the rest of the thread, out of worry that someone has already said what I just posted -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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Yday while surfing the Cable I came across the local channel showing the profile of different states in India.... Yday's Topic was State of Rajasthan...Vastly it consist of Desert.. So the Anchor women was inisting that their nutritional supply to people came from Camel Milk :~ ..I really came to know yday that people drank Camel MilK also... To my knowledge i know that people drank cow's,buffallo and Goat's milk.. So Camel came as a shock to me :omg: So how abt in any aother countries......In any ideas or did anyone drink any other,.... :suss: cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
super wrote: To my knowledge i know that people drank cow's,buffallo and Goat's milk.. You're supposed to drink the milk?! Oh shit... :~
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
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I think they're meant to be working on a movie, but that's one of those things that'll probably never happen. They're gradually releasing the series on DVD though - series 1[^] is available now, and series 2[^] is available at the beginning of February -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
A movie? Like the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy movie you mean? Perhas we should start a thread, "My favourite Red Dwarf one liners"!
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676
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Yday while surfing the Cable I came across the local channel showing the profile of different states in India.... Yday's Topic was State of Rajasthan...Vastly it consist of Desert.. So the Anchor women was inisting that their nutritional supply to people came from Camel Milk :~ ..I really came to know yday that people drank Camel MilK also... To my knowledge i know that people drank cow's,buffallo and Goat's milk.. So Camel came as a shock to me :omg: So how abt in any aother countries......In any ideas or did anyone drink any other,.... :suss: cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
I prefer mothers' milk. Young ones.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003