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  • B benjymous

    Holly: No, they're from Earth. I hope they've got some spare odds and sods on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies. Lister: Like what? Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated. Lister: What kind of milk are we using now? Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk. Lister, staring at his cup of tea: Dog's milk?! Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it goes off it takes exactly the same as when it's fresh. Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?! Holly: What, and spoil your tea? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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    Michael P Butler
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    Damn, that was the first sketch that came into my head when I read the original post. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

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      Damn, that was the first sketch that came into my head when I read the original post. Michael You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Don't let anybody get in your way - Oasis

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      benjymous
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      Great minds think alike poor ones seldom differ -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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        Holly: No, they're from Earth. I hope they've got some spare odds and sods on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies. Lister: Like what? Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated. Lister: What kind of milk are we using now? Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk. Lister, staring at his cup of tea: Dog's milk?! Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it goes off it takes exactly the same as when it's fresh. Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?! Holly: What, and spoil your tea? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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        Ted Ferenc
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        Ahh you brough back some memories, will there ever be another series?


        If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676

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          Ahh you brough back some memories, will there ever be another series?


          If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676

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          I think they're meant to be working on a movie, but that's one of those things that'll probably never happen. They're gradually releasing the series on DVD though - series 1[^] is available now, and series 2[^] is available at the beginning of February -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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          • B benjymous

            Holly: No, they're from Earth. I hope they've got some spare odds and sods on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies. Lister: Like what? Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated. Lister: What kind of milk are we using now? Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk. Lister, staring at his cup of tea: Dog's milk?! Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it goes off it takes exactly the same as when it's fresh. Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?! Holly: What, and spoil your tea? -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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            ROFL! :laugh: A couple of weeks ago I picked up Red Dwarf I on DVD...:-D Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

            "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
            - Marcia Graesch

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            • B benjymous

              I think they're meant to be working on a movie, but that's one of those things that'll probably never happen. They're gradually releasing the series on DVD though - series 1[^] is available now, and series 2[^] is available at the beginning of February -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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              Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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              Damn! Missed this post. Thanks for the heads-up on series 2 though. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

              "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
              - Marcia Graesch

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              • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                Damn! Missed this post. Thanks for the heads-up on series 2 though. :) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                - Marcia Graesch

                Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                benjymous
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                Hehe - I'm always doing that. I'll post half way through reading a thread, then have a quick panicked read through the rest of the thread, out of worry that someone has already said what I just posted -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                • S super

                  Yday while surfing the Cable I came across the local channel showing the profile of different states in India.... Yday's Topic was State of Rajasthan...Vastly it consist of Desert.. So the Anchor women was inisting that their nutritional supply to people came from Camel Milk :~ ..I really came to know yday that people drank Camel MilK also... To my knowledge i know that people drank cow's,buffallo and Goat's milk.. So Camel came as a shock to me :omg: So how abt in any aother countries......In any ideas or did anyone drink any other,.... :suss: cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                  super wrote: To my knowledge i know that people drank cow's,buffallo and Goat's milk.. You're supposed to drink the milk?! Oh shit... :~


                  David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                  • B benjymous

                    I think they're meant to be working on a movie, but that's one of those things that'll probably never happen. They're gradually releasing the series on DVD though - series 1[^] is available now, and series 2[^] is available at the beginning of February -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                    Ted Ferenc
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                    A movie? Like the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy movie you mean? Perhas we should start a thread, "My favourite Red Dwarf one liners"!


                    If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - Isaac Newton 1676

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                      Yday while surfing the Cable I came across the local channel showing the profile of different states in India.... Yday's Topic was State of Rajasthan...Vastly it consist of Desert.. So the Anchor women was inisting that their nutritional supply to people came from Camel Milk :~ ..I really came to know yday that people drank Camel MilK also... To my knowledge i know that people drank cow's,buffallo and Goat's milk.. So Camel came as a shock to me :omg: So how abt in any aother countries......In any ideas or did anyone drink any other,.... :suss: cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                      Roger Wright
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                      I prefer mothers' milk. Young ones.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                      Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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