The vicar was hanging his kitchen curtains when...
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"We believe it was a King Edward", said one Common Tater.
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At least he doesn't appear to have a chip on his shoulder.
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At least he doesn't appear to have a chip on his shoulder.
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With all the vegetables being inserted, one would think it was Canon-fodder.
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... he fell on a potato[^]
Gentlemen, the only acceptable item for inserting into your arse is enough bog roll to clean your arse - nothing else should gain access. Your pooh shoot should be one way traffic only.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
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Gentlemen, the only acceptable item for inserting into your arse is enough bog roll to clean your arse - nothing else should gain access. Your pooh shoot should be one way traffic only.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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I would suggest one other exception to the rule. A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I would suggest one other exception to the rule. A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
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You don't insert it, someone else inserts it for you.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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You don't insert it, someone else inserts it for you.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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You still have to be fairly compliant and rather involved with the process, I would see it more as a team effort.
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You don't insert it, someone else inserts it for you.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You don't insert it, someone else inserts it for you.
It doesn't make it sound more OK. Rather the opposite.
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions
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You don't insert it, someone else inserts it for you.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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So, let's get this straight: inserting things into one's own dirtybox isn't acceptable, but having others do so is ;P
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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... he fell on a potato[^]
... hanging the curtains that is, not the potato thing oviously. Admit it- you read this out of prurient interest
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Gentlemen, the only acceptable item for inserting into your arse is enough bog roll to clean your arse - nothing else should gain access. Your pooh shoot should be one way traffic only.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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When I was about to have my appendix removed thee nurse bought me a little cardboard tray with a single latex glove, a small mound of clear jelly, and a very large pill before closing the curtains around the bed. What happened next was not easy, or pleasurable, and I wasn't sure exactly how far to stick the thing up, tried to sort of make my anus swallow, that wasn't working, tried using certain muscles for working it up but they didn't seem suited to the task either. So, I'm sat, rather uncomfortably, clenching. Then they bought me some flight socks to put on. Have you ever tried clenching whilst putting socks on? Those two things were definitely done the wrong way round.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I would suggest one other exception to the rule. A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
"Feel any tenderness?" "Only towards you" is not the correct answer...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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You still have to be fairly compliant and rather involved with the process, I would see it more as a team effort.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
But why did he have his hands on your shoulders last time? :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I would suggest one other exception to the rule. A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
prostate check
Vital to have this every year or so plus a PSA blood test. Also, check your nads regularly (No, not like that!). Sorry, don't mean to lecture but very important to look after your health.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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When I was about to have my appendix removed thee nurse bought me a little cardboard tray with a single latex glove, a small mound of clear jelly, and a very large pill before closing the curtains around the bed. What happened next was not easy, or pleasurable, and I wasn't sure exactly how far to stick the thing up, tried to sort of make my anus swallow, that wasn't working, tried using certain muscles for working it up but they didn't seem suited to the task either. So, I'm sat, rather uncomfortably, clenching. Then they bought me some flight socks to put on. Have you ever tried clenching whilst putting socks on? Those two things were definitely done the wrong way round.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
... Then said"wear the glove, smear the jelly on your abdomen and swallow the pill."
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... he fell on a potato[^]
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A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.[^]
Suspicions rose when the spud started to vibrate. :wtf: Really, in the nude, hanging curtains. :doh:
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I would suggest one other exception to the rule. A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
A Doctor's finger on a prostate check.
Are you sure it was his finger. :confused:
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
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