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  • H hoernchenmeister

    A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...

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    wizardzz
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    Well, I can tell you definitely are German.

    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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      Well, I can tell you definitely are German.

      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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      hoernchenmeister
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      I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile ;) ...is it that obvious?

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      • H hoernchenmeister

        A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...

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        Single Step Debugger
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        Add this to make joke funny: Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating!

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Add this to make joke funny: Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating!

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!

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          • H hoernchenmeister

            A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...

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            Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.

            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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            • H hoernchenmeister

              Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!

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              wizardzz
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              hoernchenmeister wrote:

              Thanks for the tip ;)
              It is very much appreciated!

              Said the urologist.

              "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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              • H hoernchenmeister

                I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile ;) ...is it that obvious?

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                hoernchenmeister wrote:

                I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile

                Square chin, thick neck? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                ============================== Nothing to say.

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                • H hoernchenmeister

                  A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...

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                  Lost User
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                  She's taking the piss....

                  ============================== Nothing to say.

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                  • L Lost User

                    hoernchenmeister wrote:

                    I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile

                    Square chin, thick neck? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                    ============================== Nothing to say.

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                    Lost User
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                    Pickelhaube, Lederhose, driving a VW (while eating Bratwurst and Sauerkraut). No beer while driving. Anything left out? :)

                    I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                      Pickelhaube, Lederhose, driving a VW (while eating Bratwurst and Sauerkraut). No beer while driving. Anything left out? :)

                      I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                      hoernchenmeister
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                      I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)

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                        hoernchenmeister wrote:

                        Thanks for the tip ;)
                        It is very much appreciated!

                        Said the urologist.

                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                        hoernchenmeister
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                        ...that explains my wet, cold nose :)

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                        • H hoernchenmeister

                          I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)

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                          Lost User
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                          Kein Problem. Dafür müsste ich nur beim Arabellapark in die U4(?) springen und bei der Theresienwiese wieder aussteigen :) Aber komm dann nicht ohne die Pickelhaube :)

                          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                            Kein Problem. Dafür müsste ich nur beim Arabellapark in die U4(?) springen und bei der Theresienwiese wieder aussteigen :) Aber komm dann nicht ohne die Pickelhaube :)

                            I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                            hoernchenmeister
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                            :) Wie könnte ich die Pickelhaube vergessen ;) ...noch 170 Tage, 21 Stunden und 50 Minuten

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                            • W wizardzz

                              Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.

                              "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                              That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?

                              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                              You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?

                                If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                wizardzz
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                                No Ahmed, I love them.

                                "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                  No Ahmed, I love them.

                                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                  TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                  And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~

                                  If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                  You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                  • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                                    And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~

                                    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                    You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                    wizardzz
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                                    There's no point in me responding to this, or any thread, or even posting anywhere on this site until problems with univoters gets dealt with.

                                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                      There's no point in me responding to this, or any thread, or even posting anywhere on this site until problems with univoters gets dealt with.

                                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                      Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:

                                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                        Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:

                                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                        wizardzz
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                                        In defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.

                                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                          In defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.

                                          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                          TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                          LOL. It's hard to make a turd smell good. Sorta like putting lipstick on a pig.

                                          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                          You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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