At the urologist...
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Add this to make joke funny: Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating!
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Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!
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A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...
Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!
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I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile ;) ...is it that obvious?
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A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile
Square chin, thick neck? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Pickelhaube, Lederhose, driving a VW (while eating Bratwurst and Sauerkraut). No beer while driving. Anything left out? :)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
Thanks for the tip ;)
It is very much appreciated!Said the urologist.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
...that explains my wet, cold nose :)
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I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)
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Kein Problem. Dafür müsste ich nur beim Arabellapark in die U4(?) springen und bei der Theresienwiese wieder aussteigen :) Aber komm dann nicht ohne die Pickelhaube :)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
:) Wie könnte ich die Pickelhaube vergessen ;) ...noch 170 Tage, 21 Stunden und 50 Minuten
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Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?
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That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
No Ahmed, I love them.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
There's no point in me responding to this, or any thread, or even posting anywhere on this site until problems with univoters gets dealt with.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von BraunIn defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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In defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
LOL. It's hard to make a turd smell good. Sorta like putting lipstick on a pig.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun