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    soapboxjoker
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    A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.

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    Note to self : Have to give Mark merrens(and others) couple of new jokes[^]

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      A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.

      :beer::beer::beer:

      Note to self : Have to give Mark merrens(and others) couple of new jokes[^]

      S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here

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      Prerak Patel
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      :laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!

      Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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        :laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!

        Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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        Prasad_Kulkarni
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        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Exact question

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          A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.

          :beer::beer::beer:

          Note to self : Have to give Mark merrens(and others) couple of new jokes[^]

          S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here

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          Brigitte Bardot[^] is a little past her sell by date. I suspect the chap probably didn't have a crush on Brigitte Bardot at all, maybe it was This person[^]

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            Brigitte Bardot[^] is a little past her sell by date. I suspect the chap probably didn't have a crush on Brigitte Bardot at all, maybe it was This person[^]

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Lost User
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            That was just a subtle way to prevent 'Old As Leslie Nielson' type responses and now you have ruined it.

            I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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              :laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!

              Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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              Lost User
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              Bob... that little green rascal.

              I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                :laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!

                Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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                Ra one
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                or.... (B ;P B) ......

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                  :laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!

                  Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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                  wizardzz
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                  B*B if you want to get technical.

                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                    A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.

                    :beer::beer::beer:

                    Note to self : Have to give Mark merrens(and others) couple of new jokes[^]

                    S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    Well, it is one of my favorite silly jokes though I always tell it with a W: WoW :laugh:

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                      A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.

                      :beer::beer::beer:

                      Note to self : Have to give Mark merrens(and others) couple of new jokes[^]

                      S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here

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                      thrakazog
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                      An old teacher of mine was born while his parents were in Japan. He used to tell us that his dad wanted to get "Made in Japan" tattooed on his butt while there. He was glad his mother talked the father out of the idea because the tattoo would now be 2 feet across.

                      Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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