The Tattooed Bottom
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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.
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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.
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:laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!
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:laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!
Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Exact question
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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.
:beer::beer::beer:
Note to self : Have to give Mark merrens(and others) couple of new jokes[^]
S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here
Brigitte Bardot[^] is a little past her sell by date. I suspect the chap probably didn't have a crush on Brigitte Bardot at all, maybe it was This person[^]
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Brigitte Bardot[^] is a little past her sell by date. I suspect the chap probably didn't have a crush on Brigitte Bardot at all, maybe it was This person[^]
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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:laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!
Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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:laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!
Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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:laugh: Was that BoB or BOB?!!
Prerak : Articles | Tips/Tricks | Answers | qRecycle always We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.
:beer::beer::beer:
Note to self : Have to give Mark merrens(and others) couple of new jokes[^]
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Well, it is one of my favorite silly jokes though I always tell it with a W: WoW :laugh:
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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattoo artist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life, and suggests she have the tattoo on her butt instead. She agrees, and bends over to receive a "B" on each buttock. When her husband gets home from work that night, she greets him by turning around, bending over, and lifting her dress to expose the artwork. "What do you think?" the wife says. "Uh, who the hell is Bob :bob:?" the husband replies.
:beer::beer::beer:
Note to self : Have to give Mark merrens(and others) couple of new jokes[^]
S:love:apb:love:xj:love:ker Did you miss any of my previous jokes**???** No problem Click here
An old teacher of mine was born while his parents were in Japan. He used to tell us that his dad wanted to get "Made in Japan" tattooed on his butt while there. He was glad his mother talked the father out of the idea because the tattoo would now be 2 feet across.
Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]
