40 questions
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We all know there is only one question a man is afraid to ask... "Is it my round?"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Yes it is. Mine's a large VAT.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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At Henry's age, catching crabs is a bonus!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
It's one of my few remaining hobbies.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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He would be better off with Crystal Meth
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
I was going to go for a ftfy with "next stop Crystal Therapy Meths".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Yes it is. Mine's a large VAT.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
So that will be... 3 Large GnT's 1 Large VAT 2 Creme de Menthe and Lager Shandies 1 Singapore Sling and Bowl of nibbles. Right oh Squire, I shall be back just after I pilfer your credit card.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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We all know there is only one question a man is afraid to ask... "Is it my round?"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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We all know there is only one question a man is afraid to ask... "Is it my round?"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
How terribly civilised of you, pint of black please.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I was going to go for a ftfy with "next stop Crystal Therapy Meths".
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I'm bet your glad you didn't!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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there's nothing in there that I'm afraid to ask.
Ya I am with you.. we are not afraid to ask these questions.. but questions are thought provoking.. that's why I posted here.
Happy Programming
The questions are not thought provoking - they are pretentious twaddle. If this sort of nonsense gets you laid then good luck to you. It does not merit serious conversation. Have you ever read a good book by lets say Arundhati Roy or Thomas Hardy. Try it. It will snap you out of this in no time.
Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa
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So that will be... 3 Large GnT's 1 Large VAT 2 Creme de Menthe and Lager Shandies 1 Singapore Sling and Bowl of nibbles. Right oh Squire, I shall be back just after I pilfer your credit card.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
2 Creme de Menthe and Lager Shandies
Buying posh cocktails for the girls again!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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http://www.marcandangel.com/2012/04/13/40-questions-everyone-is-afraid-to-ask/[^]
Happy Programming
Personally I think this is a cultural thing. What I've seen from Indian people is that they like this sort of stuff on contrary of Europeans or Americans who don't hate them per so, no, they genuinally loath them. In any case don't take the flaming personally.
V.
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It's one of my few remaining hobbies.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Can you even do it in a Bath Chair? Ah yes, that 'Niece' you have pushing you around all day! I get it! Here is Henry in his halcyon days[^]
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Can you even do it in a Bath Chair? Ah yes, that 'Niece' you have pushing you around all day! I get it! Here is Henry in his halcyon days[^]
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
You've done very well!
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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http://www.marcandangel.com/2012/04/13/40-questions-everyone-is-afraid-to-ask/[^]
Happy Programming
1. Is it something I might use in the kitchen?
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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You've done very well!
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
I am imagining you saying that in a 'Harold Bennett' kind of way!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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1. Is it something I might use in the kitchen?
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Correct!
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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We all know there is only one question a man is afraid to ask... "Is it my round?"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
I never fear asking this question. Just make sure you whisper it when the music is at its loudest.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
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Happy Programming
The Pictures are good. The Questions sucks.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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The Pictures are good. The Questions sucks.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
This is like the whole bucket list thing. You look at these questions and you feel great for perhaps 5 minutes because dammit I am going to do something right now about this part of my life. But then in a week or so you notice that you haven't done a darn thing about it. But the truth is. Seriously I do not want to do anything about it. I have to remember on my bucket list is the first and most important thing. I need to EAT and that requires me to go to work. I am luckier than most I actually like my job. Alot! But seriously if this was the last day of my life would I go to work. H3!! no. But then again I am pretty darn sure this isn't the last day of my life. So I would like to eat on Monday so I go to work today. Yes these are all nice and all that. But I need food, shelter and clothing and the occasional Vodka-Dew. Also, My kids really like having clothes and food as well. So I owe I owe. It is off to work I go. I am not going to feel bad because I am not going to experience everything that is in my bucket list. But perhaps I might be able to knock off one or two tonight. And seriously I am not at all scared to consider these questions. I don't think anyone is. Have a great weekend.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I have vomited so much that I feel I have been eviscerated. Such sickly-sweet sentimental aphorisms are for those that need them, or for angst-ridden teenagers still looking for their philosophy as the embark on their imago stage of existence. For those of us who have been around a few corners, who are much more embittered or cynical, and for whom life is well understood for what it is, (ie, ok, but there is a nagging doubt that it could be better) these things rile and annoy in their cloying mediocrity.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
