Seeing as it's weak jokes week
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Three scientists of different disciplines encounter a perfectly normal situation. The first two say something appropriate to their respective fields. The third one says something entirely useless and unexpected for the situation yet humerous and bizarrely appropriate for his occupation. Three people of different nationalities walk into a room. The first two say something witty and intelligent, while the third insults all of his countrymen by responding like an idiot. How many stereotypes does it take to change a lightbulb? The exact number to bring this joke to a humourous conclusion. A family goes to a talent agent, who is disinterested in their act. The father pleads fr an audition, and the agent agrees. The family perform several taboo-breaking and ad-libbed acts. The agent asks "What the heck do you call an act like that?" and the punchline is a let-down.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Three scientists of different disciplines encounter a perfectly normal situation. The first two say something appropriate to their respective fields. The third one says something entirely useless and unexpected for the situation yet humerous and bizarrely appropriate for his occupation. Three people of different nationalities walk into a room. The first two say something witty and intelligent, while the third insults all of his countrymen by responding like an idiot. How many stereotypes does it take to change a lightbulb? The exact number to bring this joke to a humourous conclusion. A family goes to a talent agent, who is disinterested in their act. The father pleads fr an audition, and the agent agrees. The family perform several taboo-breaking and ad-libbed acts. The agent asks "What the heck do you call an act like that?" and the punchline is a let-down.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]What's pink and hard? A pig with a knife.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Three scientists of different disciplines encounter a perfectly normal situation. The first two say something appropriate to their respective fields. The third one says something entirely useless and unexpected for the situation yet humerous and bizarrely appropriate for his occupation. Three people of different nationalities walk into a room. The first two say something witty and intelligent, while the third insults all of his countrymen by responding like an idiot. How many stereotypes does it take to change a lightbulb? The exact number to bring this joke to a humourous conclusion. A family goes to a talent agent, who is disinterested in their act. The father pleads fr an audition, and the agent agrees. The family perform several taboo-breaking and ad-libbed acts. The agent asks "What the heck do you call an act like that?" and the punchline is a let-down.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]What's yellow and tough? A banana with an attitude!
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 -
Three scientists of different disciplines encounter a perfectly normal situation. The first two say something appropriate to their respective fields. The third one says something entirely useless and unexpected for the situation yet humerous and bizarrely appropriate for his occupation. Three people of different nationalities walk into a room. The first two say something witty and intelligent, while the third insults all of his countrymen by responding like an idiot. How many stereotypes does it take to change a lightbulb? The exact number to bring this joke to a humourous conclusion. A family goes to a talent agent, who is disinterested in their act. The father pleads fr an audition, and the agent agrees. The family perform several taboo-breaking and ad-libbed acts. The agent asks "What the heck do you call an act like that?" and the punchline is a let-down.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]What's this? A "Do-it-yourself joke kit"??? :confused:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
What's this? A "Do-it-yourself joke kit"??? :confused:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Joke base classes of course
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What's this? A "Do-it-yourself joke kit"??? :confused:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Google "Meta Humour" - Jokes about jokes, seem appropiate, given the number of Jokes this week.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
What's yellow and tough? A banana with an attitude!
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 -
Three scientists of different disciplines encounter a perfectly normal situation. The first two say something appropriate to their respective fields. The third one says something entirely useless and unexpected for the situation yet humerous and bizarrely appropriate for his occupation. Three people of different nationalities walk into a room. The first two say something witty and intelligent, while the third insults all of his countrymen by responding like an idiot. How many stereotypes does it take to change a lightbulb? The exact number to bring this joke to a humourous conclusion. A family goes to a talent agent, who is disinterested in their act. The father pleads fr an audition, and the agent agrees. The family perform several taboo-breaking and ad-libbed acts. The agent asks "What the heck do you call an act like that?" and the punchline is a let-down.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
Blue and square? Not an orange.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Three scientists of different disciplines encounter a perfectly normal situation. The first two say something appropriate to their respective fields. The third one says something entirely useless and unexpected for the situation yet humerous and bizarrely appropriate for his occupation. Three people of different nationalities walk into a room. The first two say something witty and intelligent, while the third insults all of his countrymen by responding like an idiot. How many stereotypes does it take to change a lightbulb? The exact number to bring this joke to a humourous conclusion. A family goes to a talent agent, who is disinterested in their act. The father pleads fr an audition, and the agent agrees. The family perform several taboo-breaking and ad-libbed acts. The agent asks "What the heck do you call an act like that?" and the punchline is a let-down.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
Let me add add a generic limerick to that
There once was a [person] from [place] Whose [body part] was [special case]. When [event] would occur It would cause [him or her] To violate [law of time/space].
