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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Lost User
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    She seems a bit of a bitch to me. Update[^] He told her about it, she asked to see it, and then forwarded it on.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      S Houghtelin
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      From Article:

      Let's call this guy, oh, "Dave."

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Funny, first thing I thought of, finance guy...

      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        Let's call this guy, oh, "Dave."

        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Funny, first thing I thought of, finance guy...

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Strangely I had to laugh at that because it is something that I would do.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Strangely I had to laugh at that because it is something that I would do.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          Albert Holguin
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          :laugh:

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          • L Lost User

            She seems a bit of a bitch to me. Update[^] He told her about it, she asked to see it, and then forwarded it on.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            Albert Holguin
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            Although it was mean of her to disclose that... it was absolutely stupid of him to send that to one of his dates!

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Mike Hankey
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              Didn't know AnalRetentive.com had match services?

              VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
              Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Strangely I had to laugh at that because it is something that I would do.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                S Houghtelin
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                I don't keep spreadsheets of that sort (Been married 20 years no need to), but when making serious decisions I do write "pro and con" lists because visualizing the details can make the process easier. Generally that applies to do I buy a house here or there, or Ford vs Chevy type of decisions.

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  Didn't know AnalRetentive.com had match services?

                  VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                  Albert Holguin
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                  Of course they do... this guy was just a rookie though... Why would you use a spreadsheet when you can use a database!? Silly fella... ;P

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    Henry Minute
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                    You can tell he's a finance guy. Normal people would have used a database not a spreadsheet.

                    Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                    • S S Houghtelin

                      I don't keep spreadsheets of that sort (Been married 20 years no need to), but when making serious decisions I do write "pro and con" lists because visualizing the details can make the process easier. Generally that applies to do I buy a house here or there, or Ford vs Chevy type of decisions.

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                      Albert Holguin
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                      I think it's a good idea actually... :laugh: ..just a horrible idea to share that with one of the list members... :laugh:

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                      • A Albert Holguin

                        Of course they do... this guy was just a rookie though... Why would you use a spreadsheet when you can use a database!? Silly fella... ;P

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                        Henry Minute
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                        Two minds with but a single thought[^].

                        Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                        • H Henry Minute

                          You can tell he's a finance guy. Normal people would have used a database not a spreadsheet.

                          Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          In finance and accountancy, a spreadsheet is Every tool you need. It is the Only tool you need. It is the only tool you Have. Miracles can be worked, good deeds undone, expectations managed and taxes avoided. No job too small, no fee too large.

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            You can tell he's a finance guy. Normal people would have used a database not a spreadsheet.

                            Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                            Lost User
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                            Did you hear about that bloke who died just after completing an enourmous spreadsheet? Police think he may have Excelled himself.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                            • H Henry Minute

                              Two minds with but a single thought[^].

                              Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                              Albert Holguin
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                              :laugh:

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                In finance and accountancy, a spreadsheet is Every tool you need. It is the Only tool you need. It is the only tool you Have. Miracles can be worked, good deeds undone, expectations managed and taxes avoided. No job too small, no fee too large.

                                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                Mate of mine a few years ago who had his own business doing some sort of service for companies once remarked in the face of gentle derision from more technical friends "I may only use Excel, but I can make that fucker sing".

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  In finance and accountancy, a spreadsheet is Every tool you need. It is the Only tool you need. It is the only tool you Have. Miracles can be worked, good deeds undone, expectations managed and taxes avoided. No job too small, no fee too large.

                                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  What's that expression? "When the only tool you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail."

                                  Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                                  • A Albert Holguin

                                    Of course they do... this guy was just a rookie though... Why would you use a spreadsheet when you can use a database!? Silly fella... ;P

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                                    Mike Hankey
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                                    Exactly, spreadsheets are so passe! There are so many more elegant solutions.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Mate of mine a few years ago who had his own business doing some sort of service for companies once remarked in the face of gentle derision from more technical friends "I may only use Excel, but I can make that fucker sing".

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      I am an Excel Guru. Macros, Functions, VBA and autoposting etc People look on in amazement and awe at some of my sheets.

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I am an Excel Guru. Macros, Functions, VBA and autoposting etc People look on in amazement and awe at some of my sheets.

                                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        People look on in amazement and awe at some of my sheets.

                                        Purely for my own amusement I read that line to myself in a sort of Spanish accent.

                                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                        • S S Houghtelin

                                          From Article:

                                          Let's call this guy, oh, "Dave."

                                          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Funny, first thing I thought of, finance guy...

                                          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                          Would not have happened with HAL: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm a afraid I can't do that."

                                          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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