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Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Strangely I had to laugh at that because it is something that I would do.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
I don't keep spreadsheets of that sort (Been married 20 years no need to), but when making serious decisions I do write "pro and con" lists because visualizing the details can make the process easier. Generally that applies to do I buy a house here or there, or Ford vs Chevy type of decisions.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I don't keep spreadsheets of that sort (Been married 20 years no need to), but when making serious decisions I do write "pro and con" lists because visualizing the details can make the process easier. Generally that applies to do I buy a house here or there, or Ford vs Chevy type of decisions.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
I think it's a good idea actually... :laugh: ..just a horrible idea to share that with one of the list members... :laugh:
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Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
You can tell he's a finance guy. Normal people would have used a database not a spreadsheet.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Of course they do... this guy was just a rookie though... Why would you use a spreadsheet when you can use a database!? Silly fella... ;P
Two minds with but a single thought[^].
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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You can tell he's a finance guy. Normal people would have used a database not a spreadsheet.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
In finance and accountancy, a spreadsheet is Every tool you need. It is the Only tool you need. It is the only tool you Have. Miracles can be worked, good deeds undone, expectations managed and taxes avoided. No job too small, no fee too large.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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You can tell he's a finance guy. Normal people would have used a database not a spreadsheet.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Two minds with but a single thought[^].
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Of course they do... this guy was just a rookie though... Why would you use a spreadsheet when you can use a database!? Silly fella... ;P
Exactly, spreadsheets are so passe! There are so many more elegant solutions.
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In finance and accountancy, a spreadsheet is Every tool you need. It is the Only tool you need. It is the only tool you Have. Miracles can be worked, good deeds undone, expectations managed and taxes avoided. No job too small, no fee too large.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Mate of mine a few years ago who had his own business doing some sort of service for companies once remarked in the face of gentle derision from more technical friends "I may only use Excel, but I can make that fucker sing".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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In finance and accountancy, a spreadsheet is Every tool you need. It is the Only tool you need. It is the only tool you Have. Miracles can be worked, good deeds undone, expectations managed and taxes avoided. No job too small, no fee too large.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
What's that expression? "When the only tool you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail."
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Mate of mine a few years ago who had his own business doing some sort of service for companies once remarked in the face of gentle derision from more technical friends "I may only use Excel, but I can make that fucker sing".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I am an Excel Guru. Macros, Functions, VBA and autoposting etc People look on in amazement and awe at some of my sheets.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I am an Excel Guru. Macros, Functions, VBA and autoposting etc People look on in amazement and awe at some of my sheets.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Let's call this guy, oh, "Dave."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Funny, first thing I thought of, finance guy...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Do not, I repeat do not, keep a spread sheet[^] of all your dates. If you should, do not send it to one of your dates.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
What a shame you're such an ancient old git, otherwise this[^] sounds like the perfect job for you.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
People look on in amazement and awe at some of my sheets.
Purely for my own amusement I read that line to myself in a sort of Spanish accent.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
In Mexico they speak widely of Dave's sheet accounting.
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In Mexico they speak widely of Dave's sheet accounting.
I see myself more as an 'Adequate' accountant.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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What a shame you're such an ancient old git, otherwise this[^] sounds like the perfect job for you.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Best. Job. Ever.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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