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ooh, soon be going to the big school!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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He's be out by now!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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She's got you trained too then. I'll have been married 11 years next Friday and/or Saturday.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Evidently, the spammers don't know how to trap a guy like me. Here is the latest fail: Looking for a guy that can dominate me in bed and put me how he wants me. I'm just looking for a fwb's not a relationship. I just need some relief every now and then ;) my pix are here: [link removed] The spammers really need to up their game a notch or two. Here is an example of spam that would work on me: Required: spineless programmer who displays no stereotypical male traits whatsoever. Must occupy less than 1/4th of a queen sized bed and be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night. Ability to squash spiders, do dishes, and follow simple commands is must. Must be obvilious to the presence of other females and enjoy standing around in crowded stores while holding a purse. I'll be married 24 years in December. Does it show?
19 years here, two rules. 1# the wife is always right 2# when the wife is wrong, refer to rule number 1. hardly ever argue :-D
Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't.... Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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It is the exact date, we did it twice - marriage that is.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It is the exact date, we did it twice - marriage that is.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
That is why I didn't question it, I remembered you told me in the pub!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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19 years here, two rules. 1# the wife is always right 2# when the wife is wrong, refer to rule number 1. hardly ever argue :-D
Common sense is not a gift it's a curse. Those of us who have it have to deal with those that don't.... Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
gavindon wrote:
hardly ever argue
Well, not to her face!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Evidently, the spammers don't know how to trap a guy like me. Here is the latest fail: Looking for a guy that can dominate me in bed and put me how he wants me. I'm just looking for a fwb's not a relationship. I just need some relief every now and then ;) my pix are here: [link removed] The spammers really need to up their game a notch or two. Here is an example of spam that would work on me: Required: spineless programmer who displays no stereotypical male traits whatsoever. Must occupy less than 1/4th of a queen sized bed and be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night. Ability to squash spiders, do dishes, and follow simple commands is must. Must be obvilious to the presence of other females and enjoy standing around in crowded stores while holding a purse. I'll be married 24 years in December. Does it show?
MehGerbil wrote:
Required: spineless programmer who displays no stereotypical male traits whatsoever. Must occupy less than 1/4th of a queen sized bed and be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night. Ability to squash spiders, do dishes, and follow simple commands is must. Must be obvilious to the presence of other females and enjoy standing around in crowded stores while holding a purse.
Need to add in "bed warmer."
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Indeed, buy the lying in bed part is a bit more enjoyable when not in prison... :-D
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Evidently, the spammers don't know how to trap a guy like me. Here is the latest fail: Looking for a guy that can dominate me in bed and put me how he wants me. I'm just looking for a fwb's not a relationship. I just need some relief every now and then ;) my pix are here: [link removed] The spammers really need to up their game a notch or two. Here is an example of spam that would work on me: Required: spineless programmer who displays no stereotypical male traits whatsoever. Must occupy less than 1/4th of a queen sized bed and be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night. Ability to squash spiders, do dishes, and follow simple commands is must. Must be obvilious to the presence of other females and enjoy standing around in crowded stores while holding a purse. I'll be married 24 years in December. Does it show?
MehGerbil wrote:
I'll be married 24 years in December.
Does it show?Yes :)
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It is the exact date, we did it twice - marriage that is.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Evidently, the spammers don't know how to trap a guy like me. Here is the latest fail: Looking for a guy that can dominate me in bed and put me how he wants me. I'm just looking for a fwb's not a relationship. I just need some relief every now and then ;) my pix are here: [link removed] The spammers really need to up their game a notch or two. Here is an example of spam that would work on me: Required: spineless programmer who displays no stereotypical male traits whatsoever. Must occupy less than 1/4th of a queen sized bed and be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night. Ability to squash spiders, do dishes, and follow simple commands is must. Must be obvilious to the presence of other females and enjoy standing around in crowded stores while holding a purse. I'll be married 24 years in December. Does it show?
17 years and I've got her exactly where she wants me.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Evidently, the spammers don't know how to trap a guy like me. Here is the latest fail: Looking for a guy that can dominate me in bed and put me how he wants me. I'm just looking for a fwb's not a relationship. I just need some relief every now and then ;) my pix are here: [link removed] The spammers really need to up their game a notch or two. Here is an example of spam that would work on me: Required: spineless programmer who displays no stereotypical male traits whatsoever. Must occupy less than 1/4th of a queen sized bed and be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night. Ability to squash spiders, do dishes, and follow simple commands is must. Must be obvilious to the presence of other females and enjoy standing around in crowded stores while holding a purse. I'll be married 24 years in December. Does it show?
MehGerbil wrote:
be willing to warm my cold feet with his back at all hours of the night
:cool: That's my kind of man!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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ooh, soon be going to the big school!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
