Have you ever run for life?
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I did last night. But without any need for one. After the earth quake in Sumatra few weeks back, there has been some panic in everybody's mind around. I'm no exception. Everyday before I sleep, I run my philosophical slides. How unstable life is- How a Richter 9 would crumble the pillars and crush all our bums when we are fast as sleep (yup,facing downwards). I thought about the power of the nature against our feeble little bums.. Then I slept. And by 2:30 am mid night, there was a strong tremor. That's it, I tried to run my ar*se off the bed. If there was a glass window, I would have broken out like trinity on bike. What a shame, it was just a thunder. Good nobody saw me doing these.:-O
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I'm not sure why you'd think yourself safer away from your bed. Hell, if I'm gonna die I wanna do it while comfortable - not while banging my shin on a nightstand or covered in glass out on the lawn. Your emergency plan should be to reach over to the nightstand and open a bottle of whiskey. See if you can get in a couple of shots down before the roof collapses. With that plan you'd either die comfortable, or in the event of a false alarm, go back to sleep with a nice buzz. It's win: win.
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No hot mountains and lava here anywhere. The most dangerous thing that can happen to you here is called Oktoberfest.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
And remind the nice people when Oktoberfest is celebrated.
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A bed is the most dangerous place of all. Most people die there.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Most people are conceived there too, so it has a sense of holistic completeness.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
move somewhere more geologically stable
Where to go? Asia = > Earth quakes & tsunamis Europe = > Hot mountains & lava Antartica => Freaking ice America => Americans Where to go tell me?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
VuNic wrote:
Asia = > Earth quakes & tsunamis
Europe = > Hot mountains & lava
Antartica => Freaking ice
America => AmericansWhat about Canada... It just gets a little cold up here. (And we don't carry guns) :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Most people are conceived there too, so it has a sense of holistic completeness.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
Most people are conceived there too
Can you back that up with some numbers? People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Most people are conceived there too, so it has a sense of holistic completeness.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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VuNic wrote:
Asia = > Earth quakes & tsunamis
Europe = > Hot mountains & lava
Antartica => Freaking ice
America => AmericansWhat about Canada... It just gets a little cold up here. (And we don't carry guns) :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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VuNic wrote:
Asia = > Earth quakes & tsunamis
Europe = > Hot mountains & lava
Antartica => Freaking ice
America => AmericansWhat about Canada... It just gets a little cold up here. (And we don't carry guns) :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
You do have the Frenchies though.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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And remind the nice people when Oktoberfest is celebrated.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Bears. Big ones. Even hybrid bears (probably made in Japan) nowadays.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Most people are conceived there too
Can you back that up with some numbers? People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Most people are conceived there too
Can you back that up with some numbers? People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
I can't conceive of anywhere he would get such numbers from.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Another thing: Running for your life is always a bad idea. The better plan is to back up slowly.
BEHIND YOU!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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And delivered there too. wow, more completeness.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
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CDP1802 wrote:
People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.
You must have forgot he's British.
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Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Well they do like to end their shift with an empty sack.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
CDP1802 wrote:
Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?
Basically, it's because of the cultural differences. Here, it's the Milkman.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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CDP1802 wrote:
Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?
Basically, it's because of the cultural differences. Here, it's the Milkman.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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You do have the Frenchies though.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
