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Have you ever run for life?

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  • L Lost User

    I'm not sure why you'd think yourself safer away from your bed. Hell, if I'm gonna die I wanna do it while comfortable - not while banging my shin on a nightstand or covered in glass out on the lawn. Your emergency plan should be to reach over to the nightstand and open a bottle of whiskey. See if you can get in a couple of shots down before the roof collapses. With that plan you'd either die comfortable, or in the event of a false alarm, go back to sleep with a nice buzz. It's win: win.

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    Lost User
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    A bed is the most dangerous place of all. Most people die there.

    At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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    • L Lost User

      No hot mountains and lava here anywhere. The most dangerous thing that can happen to you here is called Oktoberfest.

      At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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      Dalek Dave
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      And remind the nice people when Oktoberfest is celebrated.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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      • L Lost User

        A bed is the most dangerous place of all. Most people die there.

        At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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        Dalek Dave
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        Most people are conceived there too, so it has a sense of holistic completeness.

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        • E Eytukan

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          move somewhere more geologically stable

          Where to go? Asia = > Earth quakes & tsunamis Europe = > Hot mountains & lava Antartica => Freaking ice America => Americans Where to go tell me?

          Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          VuNic wrote:

          Asia = > Earth quakes & tsunamis
          Europe = > Hot mountains & lava
          Antartica => Freaking ice
          America => Americans

          What about Canada... It just gets a little cold up here. (And we don't carry guns) :)

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            Most people are conceived there too, so it has a sense of holistic completeness.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Lost User
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Most people are conceived there too

            Can you back that up with some numbers? People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.

            At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Most people are conceived there too, so it has a sense of holistic completeness.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              Eytukan
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              And delivered there too. wow, more completeness.

              Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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              • F fjdiewornncalwe

                VuNic wrote:

                Asia = > Earth quakes & tsunamis
                Europe = > Hot mountains & lava
                Antartica => Freaking ice
                America => Americans

                What about Canada... It just gets a little cold up here. (And we don't carry guns) :)

                I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                Lost User
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                Bears. Big ones. Even hybrid bears (probably made in Japan) nowadays.

                At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                • F fjdiewornncalwe

                  VuNic wrote:

                  Asia = > Earth quakes & tsunamis
                  Europe = > Hot mountains & lava
                  Antartica => Freaking ice
                  America => Americans

                  What about Canada... It just gets a little cold up here. (And we don't carry guns) :)

                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  You do have the Frenchies though.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    And remind the nice people when Oktoberfest is celebrated.

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    Lost User
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                    Only a hint: Not in october.

                    At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                    • L Lost User

                      Bears. Big ones. Even hybrid bears (probably made in Japan) nowadays.

                      At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                      wizardzz
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                      With current oil trends, you'll only see more of 'em.

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                      • L Lost User

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Most people are conceived there too

                        Can you back that up with some numbers? People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.

                        At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                        wizardzz
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                        CDP1802 wrote:

                        People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.

                        You must have forgot he's British.

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                        • L Lost User

                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Most people are conceived there too

                          Can you back that up with some numbers? People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.

                          At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          I can't conceive of anywhere he would get such numbers from.

                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • L Lost User

                            Another thing: Running for your life is always a bad idea. The better plan is to back up slowly.

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            BEHIND YOU!

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • E Eytukan

                              And delivered there too. wow, more completeness.

                              Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                              Lost User
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                              Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?

                              At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                                CDP1802 wrote:

                                People are creative when picking the right time and places to do some conceiving.

                                You must have forgot he's British.

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                                Lost User
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                                Which means that they are not creative or just that they don't admit it?

                                At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                                • L Lost User

                                  Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?

                                  At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Well they do like to end their shift with an empty sack.

                                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?

                                    At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                                    Eytukan
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                                    CDP1802 wrote:

                                    Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?

                                    Basically, it's because of the cultural differences. Here, it's the Milkman.

                                    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                    • E Eytukan

                                      CDP1802 wrote:

                                      Why does the word 'delivered' always make me think of the mailman standing in front of the door with a package? And what makes me think that he could have been involved with more than just the delivery?

                                      Basically, it's because of the cultural differences. Here, it's the Milkman.

                                      Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                      Lost User
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                                      It does not matter very much. The milkman would stand even less a chance against your cat[^]

                                      At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        You do have the Frenchies though.

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                                        Eytukan
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                                        lol you beat me to it.

                                        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          It does not matter very much. The milkman would stand even less a chance against your cat[^]

                                          At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

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                                          Eytukan
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                                          :)

                                          Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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