Old Gags Revisited...

[Dalek Dave]

I said to a work colleague that I keep getting red and blue spots in my field of vision. "Have you seen an optician?" she asked "No", said I, "Just these red and blue spots"

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[R Giskard Reventlov]

That was an unfair one-vote since you led with "old gags revisited": 5 for balance as the joke is pretty bad.

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Lost User]

"Doctor, doctor, everybody ignores me!" "Next, please!"

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[R Giskard Reventlov]

"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!!!" "Pull yourself together'

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Lost User]

This is getting tiresome. Why don't we just post the punchline and the others must guess the joke? Me first! "No problem, Madam, Batman's friends are my friends as well."

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[Lost User]

Unlike many others, that one might even survive translation.

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[OriginalGriff]

"Doctor, doctor, everyone I meet thinks I'm a liar!! "I'm sorry but I can't believe that" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards" "I'll deal with you later" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pig" "How long have you been feeling like this?" "Oh, about a weeeeeeeeeeek" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a sheep" "Oh dear, that sounds baaaaaaaaaad" "Doctor, doctor, I feel terrible" "What are the symptoms?" "It's a cartoon show with yellow people"

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[Lost User]

"Doctor, the hypochondriac in room 205 died last night!" "This time he has gone too far!"

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

You're right. Those do make a person gag.

CQ de W5ALT

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[NetDave]

I once had a friend who had a favorite joke. We could get him to laugh every time just by saying the punchline, which was "Doodah". It was fun to see the puzzlement of people who didn't know about this when he would spontaniously laugh at just the mention of a word.

QRZ? de WAØTTN

[Single Step Debugger]

“Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cat!”

CDP1802 wrote:

"No problem, Madam, Batman's friends are my friends as well."

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[Lost User]

Good try, but not even close :)

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[peterchen]

If you don'tr se your optician, you should see your optician.

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[Joe Woodbury]

Patient: Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this. Doctor: Then don't do that.