Old Gags Revisited...

[Lost User]

This is getting tiresome. Why don't we just post the punchline and the others must guess the joke? Me first! "No problem, Madam, Batman's friends are my friends as well."

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[Lost User]

Unlike many others, that one might even survive translation.

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[OriginalGriff]

"Doctor, doctor, everyone I meet thinks I'm a liar!! "I'm sorry but I can't believe that" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards" "I'll deal with you later" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pig" "How long have you been feeling like this?" "Oh, about a weeeeeeeeeeek" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a sheep" "Oh dear, that sounds baaaaaaaaaad" "Doctor, doctor, I feel terrible" "What are the symptoms?" "It's a cartoon show with yellow people"

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[Lost User]

"Doctor, the hypochondriac in room 205 died last night!" "This time he has gone too far!"

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

You're right. Those do make a person gag.

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[NetDave]

I once had a friend who had a favorite joke. We could get him to laugh every time just by saying the punchline, which was "Doodah". It was fun to see the puzzlement of people who didn't know about this when he would spontaniously laugh at just the mention of a word.

QRZ? de WAØTTN

[Single Step Debugger]

“Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cat!”

CDP1802 wrote:

"No problem, Madam, Batman's friends are my friends as well."

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[Lost User]

Good try, but not even close :)

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

[peterchen]

If you don'tr se your optician, you should see your optician.

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[Joe Woodbury]

Patient: Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this. Doctor: Then don't do that.