Beware of the Lawyers!!!
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First of all, this is not funny and secondly you tried to make it funny with a really brutal fact, what were you thinking?
Mohibur Rashid wrote:
what were you thinking
Absolutely nothing. A joke should be taken as a joke. I do it that way. Others have their way of interpreting it.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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A Married Lawyer had fun in his car, with his secretary. On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat, she tore it apart screaming "What is this ??" He calmly replied : "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case, worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget the jewellery you wanted !!" She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. No one wins over a Lawyer! Even something called "A WIFE"!!!
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
A Married Lawyer had fun in his car, with his secretary.
Could you describe this fun? Was it phoning people up and making prank calls, or were they playing poker perhaps?
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat, she tore it apart screaming "What is this ??"
I find it hard to believe his wife wouldn't recognise panties, so this story is starting to unravel somewhat.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
He calmly replied : "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case, worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget the jewellery you wanted !!"
Where did this desire for jewellery come from? It hadn't been mentioned before that the wife wanted jewellery, and anyway, couldn't she simply buy her own? Why would she be dependant upon her husband?
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.
I cannot see why she would fall to her knees. Is she used to being beaten, or did he make unreasonable demands for supplication? No woman I know would fall to their knees, and especially not for a simple misunderstanding.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
No one wins over a Lawyer! Even something called "A WIFE"!!!
Apart from the appalling grammar, it is clear that this line is incorrect. In a court case one side must lose, therefore lawyers are beaten. This tale you tell, it seems rather suspicious, I am inclined to think it is not true, that you have invented it for amusement and yet I find myself, rather like Queen Victoria, strangely unamused. Also, a single exclamation mark is suffice.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Mohibur Rashid wrote:
what were you thinking
Absolutely nothing. A joke should be taken as a joke. I do it that way. Others have their way of interpreting it.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Jokes are normally funny. Just saying.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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That's an awful joke, but it does remind me of Rene Artois from 'Allo 'Allo and his "you stupid woman" line.
Except, of course, 'Allo 'Allo was funny...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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Except, of course, 'Allo 'Allo was funny...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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RENE! Why are you kissing that woman? You stupid woman, I was removing a fish bone from her throat! With your tongue? Well, my hands were dirty!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Jokes are normally funny. Just saying.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Ok. I got your point.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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Chandrasekharan P wrote:
A Married Lawyer had fun in his car, with his secretary.
Could you describe this fun? Was it phoning people up and making prank calls, or were they playing poker perhaps?
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat, she tore it apart screaming "What is this ??"
I find it hard to believe his wife wouldn't recognise panties, so this story is starting to unravel somewhat.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
He calmly replied : "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case, worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget the jewellery you wanted !!"
Where did this desire for jewellery come from? It hadn't been mentioned before that the wife wanted jewellery, and anyway, couldn't she simply buy her own? Why would she be dependant upon her husband?
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.
I cannot see why she would fall to her knees. Is she used to being beaten, or did he make unreasonable demands for supplication? No woman I know would fall to their knees, and especially not for a simple misunderstanding.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
No one wins over a Lawyer! Even something called "A WIFE"!!!
Apart from the appalling grammar, it is clear that this line is incorrect. In a court case one side must lose, therefore lawyers are beaten. This tale you tell, it seems rather suspicious, I am inclined to think it is not true, that you have invented it for amusement and yet I find myself, rather like Queen Victoria, strangely unamused. Also, a single exclamation mark is suffice.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
I wouldn't want to answer of your questions because i just don't feel like. :)
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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I wouldn't want to answer of your questions because i just don't feel like. :)
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Any other reasons other than : i) Just don't feel like it. I would have expected... ii)Unable iii)Embarrassed iv)Admittance of unamusing tale etc
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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Chandrasekharan P wrote:
A Married Lawyer had fun in his car, with his secretary.
Could you describe this fun? Was it phoning people up and making prank calls, or were they playing poker perhaps?
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat, she tore it apart screaming "What is this ??"
I find it hard to believe his wife wouldn't recognise panties, so this story is starting to unravel somewhat.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
He calmly replied : "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case, worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget the jewellery you wanted !!"
Where did this desire for jewellery come from? It hadn't been mentioned before that the wife wanted jewellery, and anyway, couldn't she simply buy her own? Why would she be dependant upon her husband?
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.
I cannot see why she would fall to her knees. Is she used to being beaten, or did he make unreasonable demands for supplication? No woman I know would fall to their knees, and especially not for a simple misunderstanding.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
No one wins over a Lawyer! Even something called "A WIFE"!!!
Apart from the appalling grammar, it is clear that this line is incorrect. In a court case one side must lose, therefore lawyers are beaten. This tale you tell, it seems rather suspicious, I am inclined to think it is not true, that you have invented it for amusement and yet I find myself, rather like Queen Victoria, strangely unamused. Also, a single exclamation mark is suffice.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
a single exclamation mark is suffice.
*Cough* 1. would suffice or 2. is sufficient
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Any other reasons other than : i) Just don't feel like it. I would have expected... ii)Unable iii)Embarrassed iv)Admittance of unamusing tale etc
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
I would have expected...
ii)Unable
iii)Embarrassed
iv)Admittance of unamusing taleExcuse me
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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Chandrasekharan P wrote:
A Married Lawyer had fun in his car, with his secretary.
Could you describe this fun? Was it phoning people up and making prank calls, or were they playing poker perhaps?
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat, she tore it apart screaming "What is this ??"
I find it hard to believe his wife wouldn't recognise panties, so this story is starting to unravel somewhat.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
He calmly replied : "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case, worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget the jewellery you wanted !!"
Where did this desire for jewellery come from? It hadn't been mentioned before that the wife wanted jewellery, and anyway, couldn't she simply buy her own? Why would she be dependant upon her husband?
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.
I cannot see why she would fall to her knees. Is she used to being beaten, or did he make unreasonable demands for supplication? No woman I know would fall to their knees, and especially not for a simple misunderstanding.
Chandrasekharan P wrote:
No one wins over a Lawyer! Even something called "A WIFE"!!!
Apart from the appalling grammar, it is clear that this line is incorrect. In a court case one side must lose, therefore lawyers are beaten. This tale you tell, it seems rather suspicious, I am inclined to think it is not true, that you have invented it for amusement and yet I find myself, rather like Queen Victoria, strangely unamused. Also, a single exclamation mark is suffice.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
I never knew case like this can be so beneficial
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A Married Lawyer had fun in his car, with his secretary. On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat, she tore it apart screaming "What is this ??" He calmly replied : "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case, worth a million for me which I'm handling. You can forget the jewellery you wanted !!" She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. No one wins over a Lawyer! Even something called "A WIFE"!!!
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
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