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After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'
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After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'
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Perhaps the soapbox for these type of jokes.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'
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swjam wrote:
After a prostate exam... billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost
Better pay up before the bill is in arrears.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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swjam wrote:
After a prostate exam... billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost
Better pay up before the bill is in arrears.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
That Doctor was just thinking of his Bottom line.
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That Doctor was just thinking of his Bottom line.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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That Doctor was just thinking of his Bottom line.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Doctor was colon it like it was.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'
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Doctor was colon it like it was.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
I think he made a few alimentary mistakes.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I think he made a few alimentary mistakes.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Another mistake could have rectum.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think he made a few alimentary mistakes.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'
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That's double dipping for ya'!!
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