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  • S swjam

    After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'

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    Slacker007
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    Perhaps the soapbox for these type of jokes.

    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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    • S swjam

      After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'

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      S Houghtelin
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      swjam wrote:

      After a prostate exam... billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost

      Better pay up before the bill is in arrears.

      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        swjam wrote:

        After a prostate exam... billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost

        Better pay up before the bill is in arrears.

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        Dalek Dave
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        That Doctor was just thinking of his Bottom line.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          That Doctor was just thinking of his Bottom line.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          S Houghtelin
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          Doctor was colon it like it was.

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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            That Doctor was just thinking of his Bottom line.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            Rage
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            Butt ... Butt ...

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            • S swjam

              After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'

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              Espen Harlinn
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              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

              Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

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                Doctor was colon it like it was.

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                Dalek Dave
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                I think he made a few alimentary mistakes.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  I think he made a few alimentary mistakes.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  S Houghtelin
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                  Another mistake could have rectum.

                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    I think he made a few alimentary mistakes.

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                    swjam
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                    mistakes that need to be rectified

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                    • S swjam

                      After a prostate exam, an elderly gent came back complaining about his medical bill. 'Doc, I think your secretary made a mistake billing me for about twice as much as I was told it would cost?' The doctor said, 'Well you must have felt I used two fingers back there. The middle finger is the second opinion you asked for'

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                      Maximilien
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                      That's double dipping for ya'!!

                      Watched code never compiles.

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