Baby advice

Lost User

How do you stop babies spitting? Reduce the oven temperature. :-D

MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

OriginalGriff

"Mummy, mummy - what are we having for supper?" "Shut up and get back in the oven." "Mummy mummy, what's a lesbian?" "Ask your father...she'll know." "Mummy mummy, I hate Daddy's guts." "Well, leave them on the side of your plate." "Mummy Mummy, can I lick the bowl?" "No, flush it like everyone else." "Mummy, mummy why do i keep going round in circles?" "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor." "Mummy, mummy can I go play with Grandma?" "No, you've dug her up three time this month already." "Mummy, mummy why is Daddy dancing round the garden?" "Shut up and keep passing the bullets."

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

Rage

How do you stop a baby being spinned in the air with a rope ? With a spade.

Lost User

"Mummy, mummy I don't want to go to England!" "Shut up and keep swimming."

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity