Behold the end is near! It must be the advent of the apocalypse

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

Too much seems to be going wrong in so little time. I fear the end is near. The apocalypse is coming, see the signs and repent before it's too late.

How many seals are broken, how long before CodeProject will crumble and fall? Condemning all its denizens to hell Expert Sex Change. Repent, time is at hand! ;P The hamsters must be appeased!

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

Lost User

Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

The hamsters must be appeased!

Problems with rodents? Get a cat!

At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

Nagy Vilmos

I'll go and sacrifice a few dozen VB code monkeys, that should be a reasonable start. :-D

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Alberto Bar Noy

If they are virgin ones even better!

Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

Rhys Gravell

Ahem, I think the 'If' may be unnecessary there....

Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

Henry Minute

He's in Hungaria. Minimal chance of finding any virgins there.

Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

Nagy Vilmos

There is no point in coding the second part of monkey.getType().equals(Coder.VB) && !monkey.isVirgin(), as if the former is true, the second is always true.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Alberto Bar Noy

OUCH!

Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

Henry Minute

Alberto Bar-Noy wrote:

OUCH!

Not really. The reason that Jesus wasn't born in Hungaria was that they couldn't find three wise men, or a virgin. :-D Well known fact! :laugh:

Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

Alberto Bar Noy

Given that fact I am surpised he was born in the "Holy Land" !!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

Espen Harlinn

:thumbsup: Of course he is naughty, but I don't think he will repent :laugh:

Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

Espen Harlinn wrote:

Of course he is naughty

I don't quite get about whom you're talking there. :confused: :rolleyes:

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

Espen Harlinn

http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244070/Cant-comment-in-QA.aspx[^]

Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

Nagy Vilmos

Henry Minute wrote:

they couldn't find three wise men

0. John von Neumann[^] 1. Edward Teller[^] 2. Paul Erdős[^] The defense rests.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Henry Minute

Out of interest, you understand, how many of them did most of their wising whilst still in Hungaria?

Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

I see! :)

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

TG_Cid

Im not sure about that... it seems like they have a way to reproduce themselves.