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  • D Dalek Dave

    Well done. Didn't take too long, I thought the 'suffer' may make you hesitate though.

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    :shrug: I had the others, it fitted in when I realised that "suffer little children" was not an instruction...

    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      :shrug: I had the others, it fitted in when I realised that "suffer little children" was not an instruction...

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      Clarification[^]

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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        I didn't realize this was a style contest! :-D

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Smallest was rather upset the other day, both her and another girl got full marks on a test. This gained her a 5 [marks are 1-5* with 5* top] and her friend got a 5*. I checked with the teacher and sure enough, Ickle's writing wasn't very neat and there were a lot of crossing outs and so she only got the 5 without a star.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Smallest was rather upset the other day, both her and another girl got full marks on a test. This gained her a 5 [marks are 1-5* with 5* top] and her friend got a 5*. I checked with the teacher and sure enough, Ickle's writing wasn't very neat and there were a lot of crossing outs and so she only got the 5 without a star.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          I once got 100% on a maths test and came 4th! No, I couldn't work that one out either.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Clarification[^]

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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            LOL! :thumbsup: (and I don't mean Cameron's idea of what LOL means)

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I once got 100% on a maths test and came 4th! No, I couldn't work that one out either.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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              Half the class didn't turn up for a French dictation test and got zero. They beat everyone who did turn up (including me) who went negative. I wasn't in the top group for languages...

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I once got 100% on a maths test and came 4th! No, I couldn't work that one out either.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                I thought it was the accountants job to make these type of things balance. ;P

                No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I once got 100% on a maths test and came 4th! No, I couldn't work that one out either.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

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                  Probably the other three who also got 100% were named AD, BD and CD. So that way you stand fourth ;P

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Half the class didn't turn up for a French dictation test and got zero. They beat everyone who did turn up (including me) who went negative. I wasn't in the top group for languages...

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    How can that possibly work? Shirley the no-shows should have been straight fail / ungraded / shot.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      How can that possibly work? Shirley the no-shows should have been straight fail / ungraded / shot.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      No show == 0 +1 point for each correct word. -1 point for each incorrect word. We really weren't any good at French (and I didn't think of gaming the system). Mind you, not turning up was a feature of our group: we had a rota for RI attendance. Each week there were twelve pupils. Each week it was a different twelve pupils. The other twenty or so of us had an unofficial hour off. She never twigged, because she never recognised any of us as "should be there". And I didn't turn up for Games for six years, and still got average grades and comments on my annual reports... :-D

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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