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  • G Gary Wheeler

    Budweiser commits the worst of all possible sins in a beer: it's boring.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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    ...and not even made with barley or anything interesting.

    Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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      ...and not even made with barley or anything interesting.

      Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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      Gary Wheeler
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      Based on the taste, it's made with filtered water from a municipal source and a dash of chihuahua urine.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        The Washington Post:

        The son of a serpent handler who also died, in 1983, after being bitten

        Now if my Dad had died from being bitten by a snake, I wouldn't be going near the things!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        jschell
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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        Now if my Dad had died from being bitten by a snake

        What if you thought your Dad was an idiot?

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        • Z ZurdoDev

          You are openly posting about a gay priest (oxymoron)? That should be moved to the soapbox so people can share their opinions on that. :)

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          AspDotNetDev
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          ryanb31 wrote:

          gay priest (oxymoron)

          I believe the word you are looking for is tautology. :)

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            ryanb31 wrote:

            gay priest (oxymoron)

            I believe the word you are looking for is tautology. :)

            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            ZurdoDev
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            Actually I meant it the way I have it; however, after thinking about it, you are right. There are a lot of religions where it is tautology. I guess I was sticking to conservative Bible teachings, not our modern progressive (progress us into oblivion) thinking.

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              Actually I meant it the way I have it; however, after thinking about it, you are right. There are a lot of religions where it is tautology. I guess I was sticking to conservative Bible teachings, not our modern progressive (progress us into oblivion) thinking.

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              AspDotNetDev
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              Interesting, a word combination that is both a tautology and an oxymoron. I wonder if there's a word for that.

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                Indeed! Heck, even Tooheys probably makes more sense than Budweiser (and as Michael Martin will tell you, that's saying something!).

                Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                enhzflep
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                :thumbsup: Ouch! Can't wait to see MM's reply to this comment. Even as desperate teenagers we wouldn't touch Tooheys. Nescafe 43 was considered more refined. Jeepers, even International Roast (aka Dried toilet scrapings) was more distinguished!

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                • Z ZurdoDev

                  Actually I meant it the way I have it; however, after thinking about it, you are right. There are a lot of religions where it is tautology. I guess I was sticking to conservative Bible teachings, not our modern progressive (progress us into oblivion) thinking.

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                  I guess it depends on your background. I came to Faith quite recently (early 2001), so my perspective on the Bible is probably a bit different to what it might have been if I'd been raised from childhood with conservative translations of it. Although I was asked to leave my first church when I came out as trans (they just got frightened, I think), I've found love and understanding in Anglican, Baptist and MCC congregations. More importantly, during that time I've come to realise that all of the squabbling between various churches over theology and approach is a huge distraction from what we're meant to be doing, and that people are getting hurt unnecessarily. As Revd. Elder Troy Perry is fond of saying, "The main thing, is to keep the Main Thing, the MAIN THING" (the main thing being Jesus of course). I think the world would be a far happier place if those arguing within the church kept that in mind and stopped taking pot-shots at each other and vulnerable people. Anyway, off soapbox now. Fancy a beer? :beer:

                  Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    Interesting, a word combination that is both a tautology and an oxymoron. I wonder if there's a word for that.

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    ZurdoDev
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                    What's the word for the universe imploding? :)

                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                      I guess it depends on your background. I came to Faith quite recently (early 2001), so my perspective on the Bible is probably a bit different to what it might have been if I'd been raised from childhood with conservative translations of it. Although I was asked to leave my first church when I came out as trans (they just got frightened, I think), I've found love and understanding in Anglican, Baptist and MCC congregations. More importantly, during that time I've come to realise that all of the squabbling between various churches over theology and approach is a huge distraction from what we're meant to be doing, and that people are getting hurt unnecessarily. As Revd. Elder Troy Perry is fond of saying, "The main thing, is to keep the Main Thing, the MAIN THING" (the main thing being Jesus of course). I think the world would be a far happier place if those arguing within the church kept that in mind and stopped taking pot-shots at each other and vulnerable people. Anyway, off soapbox now. Fancy a beer? :beer:

                      Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                      ZurdoDev
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                      Agreed. Jesus should be the focus. Good point.

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        What's the word for the universe imploding? :)

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        AspDotNetDev
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                        The big crunch. Oh wait, that was rhetorical, wasn't it? :)

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        • Z ZurdoDev

                          Agreed. Jesus should be the focus. Good point.

                          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                          :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

                          Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                            Interesting, a word combination that is both a tautology and an oxymoron. I wonder if there's a word for that.

                            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            Brisingr Aerowing
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                            Toxymoron? Oxyology? (I just made those up!)

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                            {

                             public override void DoWork(IWorkItem workItem)
                             {
                                  if (workItem.User.Type == UserType.NoLearn){
                                     throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(new Luser(workItem.User));
                                  }else{
                                       base.DoWork(workItem);
                                  }
                             }
                            

                            }

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