Why did the chicken cross the road? - The true story

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

...because that doesn't mean a thing to me? Care to enlighten those of us outside the US? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Nish Nishant

He is referring to Clinton and his infamous dealings with the beautiful intern. The chicken got scared cause it thought Bill C would make it..... Nish

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

I know the history but still don't get it though! Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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David Wulff

I think this is what was meant: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because no intern was there and then the chicken got scared. See Nish's answer for the explanation.

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Michael Dunn

I'm still waiting for the joke. ;) --Mike-- Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

Roger Wright

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Don't bother, Anna... Humor is the hardest part of a foreign language to master. I'm not familiar with the name of the original poster, but I assume it was an attempt to formulate a topical joke in an unfamiliar language. It will improve with practice, I'm sure. Have patience, and don't fret about not understanding it - no one else has either.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
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Roger Wright

He was stuck in the chicken. Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

Paul Watson

Nishant S wrote: Bill C would make it..... Make it big? Make it to the Superbowl? Make it to Disneyland? Make it to the finals? Make it to the USA? Make it to Heaven? Make it to Maki so we can have some Sushi? make it what?

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

lauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)

Paul Watson

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! :laugh: :laugh: * Some reciprical siging.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Nish Nishant

Paul Watson wrote: make it what? You South africans sure know how to corner a guy eh? :-) Nish

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Nish Nishant

David Wulff wrote: See Nish's answer for the explanation OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish :rolleyes:

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Paul Watson

Nishant S wrote: OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish, when in Rome...

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Hehe if you think that's bad try being cornered in a bar with a bunch of South Africans, Aussies and Brits... ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Very true...I'll stick with my own (incomprehensible) sense of humour then. Growing up while Spike Milligan was on TV has left it's mark on me... :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

It's still not funny. I vote we lock this guy up in a room with a TV and a continuous loop of Python and Milligan to develop his sense of humour. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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benjymous

I always love exposing foreigners to British comedy A great way to keep a group of Americans entertained for an evening - Spaced and Black books on DVD :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

You call that a joke? A 9 year old could do better! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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David Wulff

...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! :eek: :omg:

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Paul Watson

David Wulff wrote: ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! Why not? I am having fish for dinner though. btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!