Why did the chicken cross the road? - The true story

[Michael Dunn]

I'm still waiting for the joke. ;) --Mike-- Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

[Roger Wright]

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Don't bother, Anna... Humor is the hardest part of a foreign language to master. I'm not familiar with the name of the original poster, but I assume it was an attempt to formulate a topical joke in an unfamiliar language. It will improve with practice, I'm sure. Have patience, and don't fret about not understanding it - no one else has either.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

[Roger Wright]

He was stuck in the chicken. Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

[Paul Watson]

Nishant S wrote: Bill C would make it..... Make it big? Make it to the Superbowl? Make it to Disneyland? Make it to the finals? Make it to the USA? Make it to Heaven? Make it to Maki so we can have some Sushi? make it what?

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

lauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)

[Paul Watson]

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! :laugh: :laugh: * Some reciprical siging.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

[Nish Nishant]

Paul Watson wrote: make it what? You South africans sure know how to corner a guy eh? :-) Nish

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[Nish Nishant]

David Wulff wrote: See Nish's answer for the explanation OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish :rolleyes:

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[Paul Watson]

Nishant S wrote: OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish, when in Rome...

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Hehe if you think that's bad try being cornered in a bar with a bunch of South Africans, Aussies and Brits... ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Very true...I'll stick with my own (incomprehensible) sense of humour then. Growing up while Spike Milligan was on TV has left it's mark on me... :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

It's still not funny. I vote we lock this guy up in a room with a TV and a continuous loop of Python and Milligan to develop his sense of humour. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[benjymous]

I always love exposing foreigners to British comedy A great way to keep a group of Americans entertained for an evening - Spaced and Black books on DVD :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

[CD R]

link

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

You call that a joke? A 9 year old could do better! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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[David Wulff]

...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! :eek: :omg:

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[Paul Watson]

David Wulff wrote: ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! Why not? I am having fish for dinner though. btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

[David Wulff]

Paul Watson wrote: Why not? Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? :~ Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. Paul Watson wrote: btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from Ah ok, gotcha.

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[Paul Watson]

David Wulff wrote: Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? My chickens have not been anywhere near BC. When he visited South Africa, we locked them all up and only let him near the Big Five. David Wulff wrote: Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. No... that is not funny... X| oh god, that is disgusting. That game is a... is a... is a disgrace to even the biggest jockstrap jerk around. X| I feel ill now. X|

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

[CD R]

maybe you'll like this better
or this

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Nope. My sense of humour is obviously a bit different to yours. ;P BTW, why do you post anonymously? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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