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Why did the chicken cross the road? - The true story

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  • R Roger Wright

    He was stuck in the chicken. Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
    Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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    Paul Watson
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    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! :laugh: :laugh: * Some reciprical siging.

    Paul Watson
    Bluegrass
    Cape Town, South Africa

    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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      Nishant S wrote: Bill C would make it..... Make it big? Make it to the Superbowl? Make it to Disneyland? Make it to the finals? Make it to the USA? Make it to Heaven? Make it to Maki so we can have some Sushi? make it what?

      Paul Watson
      Bluegrass
      Cape Town, South Africa

      lauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)

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      Nish Nishant
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      Paul Watson wrote: make it what? You South africans sure know how to corner a guy eh? :-) Nish

      Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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        I think this is what was meant: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because no intern was there and then the chicken got scared. See Nish's answer for the explanation.

        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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        Nish Nishant
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        David Wulff wrote: See Nish's answer for the explanation OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish :rolleyes:

        Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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          David Wulff wrote: See Nish's answer for the explanation OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish :rolleyes:

          Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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          Paul Watson
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          Nishant S wrote: OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish, when in Rome...

          Paul Watson
          Bluegrass
          Cape Town, South Africa

          Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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            Paul Watson wrote: make it what? You South africans sure know how to corner a guy eh? :-) Nish

            Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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            Hehe if you think that's bad try being cornered in a bar with a bunch of South Africans, Aussies and Brits... ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

            "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
            - Marcia Graesch

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            • R Roger Wright

              Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Don't bother, Anna... Humor is the hardest part of a foreign language to master. I'm not familiar with the name of the original poster, but I assume it was an attempt to formulate a topical joke in an unfamiliar language. It will improve with practice, I'm sure. Have patience, and don't fret about not understanding it - no one else has either.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
              Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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              Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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              Very true...I'll stick with my own (incomprehensible) sense of humour then. Growing up while Spike Milligan was on TV has left it's mark on me... :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

              "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
              - Marcia Graesch

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              • D David Wulff

                I think this is what was meant: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because no intern was there and then the chicken got scared. See Nish's answer for the explanation.

                David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                It's still not funny. I vote we lock this guy up in a room with a TV and a continuous loop of Python and Milligan to develop his sense of humour. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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                • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                  It's still not funny. I vote we lock this guy up in a room with a TV and a continuous loop of Python and Milligan to develop his sense of humour. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                  "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                  - Marcia Graesch

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                  benjymous
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                  I always love exposing foreigners to British comedy A great way to keep a group of Americans entertained for an evening - Spaced and Black books on DVD :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                  • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                    ...because that doesn't mean a thing to me? Care to enlighten those of us outside the US? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                    "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                    - Marcia Graesch

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                    link

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                      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                      You call that a joke? A 9 year old could do better! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                      "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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                      • P Paul Watson

                        Nishant S wrote: OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish, when in Rome...

                        Paul Watson
                        Bluegrass
                        Cape Town, South Africa

                        Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                        ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! :eek: :omg:

                        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                          ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! :eek: :omg:

                          David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                          Paul Watson
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                          David Wulff wrote: ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! Why not? I am having fish for dinner though. btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from.

                          Paul Watson
                          Bluegrass
                          Cape Town, South Africa

                          Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                            David Wulff wrote: ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! Why not? I am having fish for dinner though. btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from.

                            Paul Watson
                            Bluegrass
                            Cape Town, South Africa

                            Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                            David Wulff
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                            Paul Watson wrote: Why not? Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? :~ Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. Paul Watson wrote: btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from Ah ok, gotcha.

                            David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                              Paul Watson wrote: Why not? Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? :~ Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. Paul Watson wrote: btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from Ah ok, gotcha.

                              David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                              Paul Watson
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                              David Wulff wrote: Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? My chickens have not been anywhere near BC. When he visited South Africa, we locked them all up and only let him near the Big Five. David Wulff wrote: Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. No... that is not funny... X| oh god, that is disgusting. That game is a... is a... is a disgrace to even the biggest jockstrap jerk around. X| I feel ill now. X|

                              Paul Watson
                              Bluegrass
                              Cape Town, South Africa

                              Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                              • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                                You call that a joke? A 9 year old could do better! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                - Marcia Graesch

                                Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                maybe you'll like this better
                                or this

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                                  maybe you'll like this better
                                  or this

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                                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                  Nope. My sense of humour is obviously a bit different to yours. ;P BTW, why do you post anonymously? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                  "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                  - Marcia Graesch

                                  Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                    David Wulff wrote: Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? My chickens have not been anywhere near BC. When he visited South Africa, we locked them all up and only let him near the Big Five. David Wulff wrote: Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. No... that is not funny... X| oh god, that is disgusting. That game is a... is a... is a disgrace to even the biggest jockstrap jerk around. X| I feel ill now. X|

                                    Paul Watson
                                    Bluegrass
                                    Cape Town, South Africa

                                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                    David Wulff
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                                    Paul Watson wrote: No... that is not funny... X| oh god, that is disgusting. That game is a... is a... is a disgrace to even the biggest jockstrap jerk around. X| I feel ill now. X| You know, there's a saying: don't dish out what you can't eat yourself. :suss: FWIW I agree with you, that "game" is disgusting, extremely dangerous, and highly overrated.

                                    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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