Problem being Programmer

Ravi Sant

Wife: Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 carton of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6. I came home with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk? I said: Because they had Eggs !!!

// ♫ 99 little bugs in the code, // 99 bugs in the code // We fix a bug, compile it again // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

Tell your manager, while you code: "good, cheap or fast: pick two. "

Johnny J

Nice, it must be at least two months since that one was posted... ;P

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

Slacker007

Ravi Sant wrote:

bring 6.

6 what? Implicit or explicit?

"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

Johnny J

OK, so I exaggerated - it was actually one year and two months ago: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3839895#xx3839895xx[^] But back then, we had it once a month three months in a row. It's still funny, though!

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

OriginalGriff

Just "6" - Her older brother[^]

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

Johnny J

We also need to know if it's in VB or C#... ;P

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

fabrice leal

The wife is right. He shouldn't have bought 6 cartons of milk. He should have *bought* 1 and *brought* 6. :cool: [UPDATE] Fixed the subject on the 3rd phrase... X|

Brisingr Aerowing

:laugh:

Ravi Sant wrote:

// ♫ 99 little bugs in the code,
// 99 bugs in the code
// We fix a bug, compile it again
// 101 little bugs in the code ♫

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love your sig! So sad, and so true!

public class SysAdmin : Employee
{

 public override void DoWork(IWorkItem workItem)
 {
      if (workItem.User.Type == UserType.NoLearn){
         throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(new Luser(workItem.User));
      }else{
           base.DoWork(workItem);
      }
 }

}

Henry Minute

+5 for the sig -2 for one of the oldest 'logic' jokes ever = 3. :-D

Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

lewax00

I think the problem is he should have bought 7. The first one has no condition attached to it, so it should be purchased no matter what.

Marc A Brown

Huh, must've been somewhere else I saw it recently then. I thought it had been less than the two months you originally quoted! :)

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

repost

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

Johnny J

That could be as well, but as you might know, the CP search functionality is broken, so it's damned difficult to find anything...

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932