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  • R Ravi Sant

    Wife: Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 carton of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6. I came home with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk? I said: Because they had Eggs !!!

    // ♫ 99 little bugs in the code, // 99 bugs in the code // We fix a bug, compile it again // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

    Tell your manager, while you code: "good, cheap or fast: pick two. "

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    Slacker007
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    Ravi Sant wrote:

    bring 6.

    6 what? Implicit or explicit?

    "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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    • J Johnny J

      Nice, it must be at least two months since that one was posted... ;P

      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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      Johnny J
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      OK, so I exaggerated - it was actually one year and two months ago: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3839895#xx3839895xx[^] But back then, we had it once a month three months in a row. It's still funny, though!

      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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        Ravi Sant wrote:

        bring 6.

        6 what? Implicit or explicit?

        "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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        OriginalGriff
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        Just "6" - Her older brother[^]

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          Ravi Sant wrote:

          bring 6.

          6 what? Implicit or explicit?

          "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

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          Johnny J
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          We also need to know if it's in VB or C#... ;P

          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
          -----
          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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          • R Ravi Sant

            Wife: Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 carton of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6. I came home with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk? I said: Because they had Eggs !!!

            // ♫ 99 little bugs in the code, // 99 bugs in the code // We fix a bug, compile it again // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

            Tell your manager, while you code: "good, cheap or fast: pick two. "

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            fabrice leal
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            The wife is right. He shouldn't have bought 6 cartons of milk. He should have *bought* 1 and *brought* 6. :cool: [UPDATE] Fixed the subject on the 3rd phrase... X|

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            • R Ravi Sant

              Wife: Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 carton of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6. I came home with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk? I said: Because they had Eggs !!!

              // ♫ 99 little bugs in the code, // 99 bugs in the code // We fix a bug, compile it again // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

              Tell your manager, while you code: "good, cheap or fast: pick two. "

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              Brisingr Aerowing
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              :laugh:

              Ravi Sant wrote:

              // ♫ 99 little bugs in the code,
              // 99 bugs in the code
              // We fix a bug, compile it again
              // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love your sig! So sad, and so true!

              public class SysAdmin : Employee
              {

               public override void DoWork(IWorkItem workItem)
               {
                    if (workItem.User.Type == UserType.NoLearn){
                       throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(new Luser(workItem.User));
                    }else{
                         base.DoWork(workItem);
                    }
               }
              

              }

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              • R Ravi Sant

                Wife: Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 carton of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6. I came home with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk? I said: Because they had Eggs !!!

                // ♫ 99 little bugs in the code, // 99 bugs in the code // We fix a bug, compile it again // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

                Tell your manager, while you code: "good, cheap or fast: pick two. "

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                Henry Minute
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                +5 for the sig -2 for one of the oldest 'logic' jokes ever = 3. :-D

                Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.

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                • R Ravi Sant

                  Wife: Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 carton of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6. I came home with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk? I said: Because they had Eggs !!!

                  // ♫ 99 little bugs in the code, // 99 bugs in the code // We fix a bug, compile it again // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

                  Tell your manager, while you code: "good, cheap or fast: pick two. "

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                  lewax00
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                  I think the problem is he should have bought 7. The first one has no condition attached to it, so it should be purchased no matter what.

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                  • J Johnny J

                    OK, so I exaggerated - it was actually one year and two months ago: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3839895#xx3839895xx[^] But back then, we had it once a month three months in a row. It's still funny, though!

                    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
                    -----
                    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                    -----
                    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                    -----
                    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                    Marc A Brown
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                    Huh, must've been somewhere else I saw it recently then. I thought it had been less than the two months you originally quoted! :)

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                    • R Ravi Sant

                      Wife: Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 carton of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6. I came home with 6 cartons of milk. Wife: Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk? I said: Because they had Eggs !!!

                      // ♫ 99 little bugs in the code, // 99 bugs in the code // We fix a bug, compile it again // 101 little bugs in the code ♫

                      Tell your manager, while you code: "good, cheap or fast: pick two. "

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                      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                      repost

                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                      • M Marc A Brown

                        Huh, must've been somewhere else I saw it recently then. I thought it had been less than the two months you originally quoted! :)

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                        Johnny J
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                        That could be as well, but as you might know, the CP search functionality is broken, so it's damned difficult to find anything...

                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                        -----
                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                        -----
                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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