Zombies May Be Caused By Bacon!

[Roger Wright]

Zombie fungus starts in pigs, transmitted to humans[^]. Yet another excellent reason never to serve limp bacon; only full crispy goodness can ensure the spores are dead.

Will Rogers never met me.

[Lost User]

limp bacon?

[TheGreatAndPowerfulOz]

You should be familiar with that, oh limp-wristed one. ;P :laugh:

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

[Lost User]

I'm not afraid to take a bullet for Betty White.

[Henry Minute]

MehGerbil wrote:

limp bacon?

Yup! Comes from piggies with one short leg.

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[Mike Hankey]

MehGerbil wrote:

I'm not afraid to take a bullet for Betty White.

You da man!

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[wizardzz]

What was Fred Durst's second choice? I'll take "90's Embarrassments" for $400 Alex.

[Roger Wright]

Read that as bacon which is uncooked, which in a genetically protective development, causes me to hurl violently. Bacon which can be bent or twisted is raw pig fat, not true bacon. It also is very likely to harbor spores of zombie fungus, X|

Will Rogers never met me.

[Brisingr Aerowing]

What were you Googling to find this??? Oh, and COOL!

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{

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[Slacker007]

Roger Wright wrote:

Yet another excellent reason never to serve limp bacon

that and eating people's faces.

"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

[TheGreatAndPowerfulOz]

Do you REALLY want to know?

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

[lewax00]

I'm more worried about the pro/anti-Betty White outbreak that seems to have infected most current topics in the Lounge. ;P

[Brisingr Aerowing]

No............

public class SysAdmin : Employee
{

 public override void DoWork(IWorkItem workItem)
 {
      if (workItem.User.Type == UserType.NoLearn){
         throw new NoIWillNotFixYourComputerException(new Luser(workItem.User));
      }else{
           base.DoWork(workItem);
      }
 }

}

[Steve Mayfield]

only full crispy goodness can ensure the spores are dead incinerated. ftfy zombie spores are already dead ;)

Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

[Steve Mayfield]

apparANTly ants get it too [^]

Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

[Roger Wright]

Damn! I just ordered a 5 pound box of chocolate covered ants for my girl's birthday next week. Now I'll have to cancel the order and find something else for her... :doh:

Will Rogers never met me.

[Vivi Chellappa]

Roger Wright wrote:

Damn! I just ordered a 5 pound box of chocolate covered ants for my girl's birthday next week

Give her something that is easier: Ant-covered chocolates!