Scottish independance
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I see you've thrown your hat in the ring for the part of Sir Humphrey in the forthcoming Yes Prime Minister.
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I would so love to take that role! Like a ham sandwich, I would do it with relish!
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My 2/- One ought to be wary of the cant and bile espoused by the Scylla of socialist Darling and the Charybdis of Wee Eck. The Economic Anaemia that would be caused by a weakening of the cryptoplethoral incomes of the Union would subjugate both parties to a dearth of numismatical transfer between individuals, organisations and countries. Indeed, we should not hyper antagonise our economic symmetry with discord, and our cultural future by paying attention to either side in this petty political arena, where these philoxenous autochthons try to divide our cosmopolitan metropolises with racism and fear. Both sides can be eased with their relevant idiomorphus identities intact, and yet, be whole within the gestaltic form of the Union.
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I can't escape the idea the that "No Independance" movement wants to lose. Why else have a Englishman who looks like he dies his eyebrows but not his hair, and whose permanent facial expression appears to show he has a cattle prod up his rectum?
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I can't escape the idea the that "No Independance" movement wants to lose. Why else have a Englishman who looks like he dies his eyebrows but not his hair, and whose permanent facial expression appears to show he has a cattle prod up his rectum?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
Why else have a Englishman who looks like he dies his eyebrows but not his hair, and whose permanent facial expression appears to show he has a cattle prod up his rectum?
Who is this mysterious Englishmen you so exquisitely describe?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Why else have a Englishman who looks like he dies his eyebrows but not his hair, and whose permanent facial expression appears to show he has a cattle prod up his rectum?
Who is this mysterious Englishmen you so exquisitely describe?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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So, Scots parents, raised in Scotland, Educated in Scotland, attended the Scottish Bar as a Scottish Lawyer, lives in Scotland, is an MP for a Scottish Constituentcy and speaks with a Scottish Accent and describes himself as Scottish. An accident of birth does not make him English. If you and your wife were holidaying in The Highlands and she gave birth there, then returned home and never had anything to do with Scotland ever again would you describe your child as Scottish?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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So, Scots parents, raised in Scotland, Educated in Scotland, attended the Scottish Bar as a Scottish Lawyer, lives in Scotland, is an MP for a Scottish Constituentcy and speaks with a Scottish Accent and describes himself as Scottish. An accident of birth does not make him English. If you and your wife were holidaying in The Highlands and she gave birth there, then returned home and never had anything to do with Scotland ever again would you describe your child as Scottish?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
returned home and never had anything to do with Scotland ever again would you describe your child as Scottish?
Of course. Look at all the perks they enjoy north of the border.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Dalek Dave wrote:
returned home and never had anything to do with Scotland ever again would you describe your child as Scottish?
Of course. Look at all the perks they enjoy north of the border.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
Poverty, Pox and Porridge? Oh wait, no, Free Education, Free Medical Care, Free Bridges, Clean Air, Beautiful Countryside, Low Population Density, A Distillery every 300 yards, No International Football heartbreak and a smug intolerance of the English? On the other hand, there are disadvantages...Alex Salmond, Gordon Brown, Dundee and Octopus abuse.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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My 2/- One ought to be wary of the cant and bile espoused by the Scylla of socialist Darling and the Charybdis of Wee Eck. The Economic Anaemia that would be caused by a weakening of the cryptoplethoral incomes of the Union would subjugate both parties to a dearth of numismatical transfer between individuals, organisations and countries. Indeed, we should not hyper antagonise our economic symmetry with discord, and our cultural future by paying attention to either side in this petty political arena, where these philoxenous autochthons try to divide our cosmopolitan metropolises with racism and fear. Both sides can be eased with their relevant idiomorphus identities intact, and yet, be whole within the gestaltic form of the Union.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
independance? 2/-? The rest looks fine. ;)
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So, Scots parents, raised in Scotland, Educated in Scotland, attended the Scottish Bar as a Scottish Lawyer, lives in Scotland, is an MP for a Scottish Constituentcy and speaks with a Scottish Accent and describes himself as Scottish. An accident of birth does not make him English. If you and your wife were holidaying in The Highlands and she gave birth there, then returned home and never had anything to do with Scotland ever again would you describe your child as Scottish?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
If you and your wife were holidaying in The Highlands and she gave birth there, then returned home and never had anything to do with Scotland ever again would you describe your child as Scottish?
Lambkins perhaps?
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independance? 2/-? The rest looks fine. ;)
If you are old and remember spending pre-decimal currency then you will remember that 2/- was Two Shillings. As for the appalling spelling...
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If you are old and remember spending pre-decimal currency then you will remember that 2/- was Two Shillings. As for the appalling spelling...
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Dalek Dave wrote:
If you are old
What do you mean 'if'; I think my eldest son is about your age. As for the 2/- most people offering an opinion would say "Here's my 2d (two penn'orth)". I don't recall anyone saying "Here's my two bob's worth".
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Dalek Dave wrote:
If you are old
What do you mean 'if'; I think my eldest son is about your age. As for the 2/- most people offering an opinion would say "Here's my 2d (two penn'orth)". I don't recall anyone saying "Here's my two bob's worth".
I was taking inflation into account.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Couldn't find own arse with both hands and a map.
But it's easy! He just needs to feel around for the cattle prod, then follow it to its conclusion.
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My 2/- One ought to be wary of the cant and bile espoused by the Scylla of socialist Darling and the Charybdis of Wee Eck. The Economic Anaemia that would be caused by a weakening of the cryptoplethoral incomes of the Union would subjugate both parties to a dearth of numismatical transfer between individuals, organisations and countries. Indeed, we should not hyper antagonise our economic symmetry with discord, and our cultural future by paying attention to either side in this petty political arena, where these philoxenous autochthons try to divide our cosmopolitan metropolises with racism and fear. Both sides can be eased with their relevant idiomorphus identities intact, and yet, be whole within the gestaltic form of the Union.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
If you are still thinking of becoming an MP... stop: you are way too pompous and full of your own self importance... wait, no, that would make you a good MP. Shit: political lesson 1: use simple language and don't talk down to the people you expect to vote for you.
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My 2/- One ought to be wary of the cant and bile espoused by the Scylla of socialist Darling and the Charybdis of Wee Eck. The Economic Anaemia that would be caused by a weakening of the cryptoplethoral incomes of the Union would subjugate both parties to a dearth of numismatical transfer between individuals, organisations and countries. Indeed, we should not hyper antagonise our economic symmetry with discord, and our cultural future by paying attention to either side in this petty political arena, where these philoxenous autochthons try to divide our cosmopolitan metropolises with racism and fear. Both sides can be eased with their relevant idiomorphus identities intact, and yet, be whole within the gestaltic form of the Union.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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My 2/- One ought to be wary of the cant and bile espoused by the Scylla of socialist Darling and the Charybdis of Wee Eck. The Economic Anaemia that would be caused by a weakening of the cryptoplethoral incomes of the Union would subjugate both parties to a dearth of numismatical transfer between individuals, organisations and countries. Indeed, we should not hyper antagonise our economic symmetry with discord, and our cultural future by paying attention to either side in this petty political arena, where these philoxenous autochthons try to divide our cosmopolitan metropolises with racism and fear. Both sides can be eased with their relevant idiomorphus identities intact, and yet, be whole within the gestaltic form of the Union.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Wat the fook did that lot mean? If you feel the need to regurgitate the dictionary - piss off!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
