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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
MehGerbil wrote:
what is the implication of this for women programmers?
They can benchpress a car while slamming out code at the same time. Useful for troubleshooting automotive diagnostics computers.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
MehGerbil wrote:
is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer
If you spend a lot of time reading these adds, I honestly don't see how this is going to happen. ;P
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
They follow up after six months of testosterone supplement sales with baldness remedies. It's known as proactive remedy marketing -- it's like building an app with predefined and pre-planned bugs, to keep the maintenance revenues flowing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They follow up after six months of testosterone supplement sales with baldness remedies. It's known as proactive remedy marketing -- it's like building an app with predefined and pre-planned bugs, to keep the maintenance revenues flowing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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MehGerbil wrote:
is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer
If you spend a lot of time reading these adds, I honestly don't see how this is going to happen. ;P
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MehGerbil wrote:
what is the implication of this for women programmers?
They can benchpress a car while slamming out code at the same time. Useful for troubleshooting automotive diagnostics computers.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
They can benchpress a car while slamming out code at the same time. Useful for troubleshooting automotive diagnostics computers.
From experience, the female coders I've known didn't need any [more] testosterone to do that.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Abhinav S wrote:
If you spend a lot of time reading these adds, I honestly don't see how this is going to happen.
;-PThis coming from someone who hangs out in the lounge? :laugh:
MehGerbil wrote:
who hangs out in the lounge?
And if I'm not here you will find me in the GIT. :-D
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
Amfetamine does it better, and what's more, it is usually deeply memorable :)
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
MehGerbil wrote:
The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer
It turns you into a brogrammer.
Brad If you think you can, you will. If you think you can't, you won't. Either way, you're right.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
They can benchpress a car while slamming out code at the same time. Useful for troubleshooting automotive diagnostics computers.
From experience, the female coders I've known didn't need any [more] testosterone to do that.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I don't work with any of them any more.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
Testosterone supplements are simply the male version of HRT. When blokes get older, the amount of testosterone produced drops. Testosterone is responsible for a whole range of things including alertness and resilience to stress factors. It's banned in most sports as a PED unless you've got an exemption, so it is definitely associated with performance enhancement. There are perfectly natural ways to influence your own testosterone production using diet and exercise. It's also beneficial to women as they also have T in their systems, albeit far less. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone[^]
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
MehGerbil wrote:
what is the implication of this for women programmers?
They will become very horny women programmers.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
Amfetamine does it better, and what's more, it is usually deeply memorable :)
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
In order to solve those issues you should contact Naerling, which has plenty of experience in such advertising aspects. :rolleyes:
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I keep getting these ads for Testosterone boosting supplements. The boosted Testosterone is supposed to enhance my performance. The ads are a bit vague so it's unclear to me how Testosterone is supposed to cause me to be a better programmer. The lack of information leaves me with more questions than answers. For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers? I'm baffled.
MehGerbil wrote:
For example, what is the implication of this for women programmers?
They grow hair on their chests. ;P