John Wayne Toilet Paper...
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
I must quote Bill Maher... "New Rule: Companies have to stop printing hearts and flowers on toilet paper... You guys DO know what we do with this stuff, right?"
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
Although my posterior obviously deserves the best available papers, my prime prime concern is avoiding the ignoble tragedy of "digital breakthrough".
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"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
I feel similarly. The toilet paper that a company buys for its employees' use is ultimately an extention of what they think of them. If they buy the 1/2 ply sandpaper quality that tears at the meer mention of cleaning up your sunshine, they really don't give two sunshines about you. On the other hand, if they pick up the softer stuff that actually cleans and doesn't feel like you are ripping off flesh each time, they actually want your daily life at the company to be a little more enjoyable. Even if your day sucks, at least you have soft toilet paper. Lesson to be learned, it is the little things that count. However a nice benefits package doesn't hurt either.
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
I ensure that Quality Paper is purchased! Be it Andrex or Dixel Kitten Soft (I do not want to know how they decided it was as soft as a kitten). In extremis I will resort to getting a Store Brand, but it will be the Luxury version. Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I ensure that Quality Paper is purchased! Be it Andrex or Dixel Kitten Soft (I do not want to know how they decided it was as soft as a kitten). In extremis I will resort to getting a Store Brand, but it will be the Luxury version. Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
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I want Andrex Swans Neck paper! Not all this rough kitten / puppy stuff...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I ensure that Quality Paper is purchased! Be it Andrex or Dixel Kitten Soft (I do not want to know how they decided it was as soft as a kitten). In extremis I will resort to getting a Store Brand, but it will be the Luxury version. Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
It was tested against the cats claws, not the fur.
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I want Andrex Swans Neck paper! Not all this rough kitten / puppy stuff...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Are you a fan of Rabelais?
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Are you a fan of Rabelais?
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Well I wouldn't wipe in front of Leda! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
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I ensure that Quality Paper is purchased! Be it Andrex or Dixel Kitten Soft (I do not want to know how they decided it was as soft as a kitten). In extremis I will resort to getting a Store Brand, but it will be the Luxury version. Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
Acutally, that goes along with another of my inventions (which I post here from time-to-time). The idea: a roll of appropriately sized and perforated saran-wrap squares. If you buy the 20-roll package, you also get a free squeegee, string, and clothes pins . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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I ensure that Quality Paper is purchased! Be it Andrex or Dixel Kitten Soft (I do not want to know how they decided it was as soft as a kitten). In extremis I will resort to getting a Store Brand, but it will be the Luxury version. Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
single or double ply?
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
I thought sunshine meant something else related to see you next tuesday, not poo.
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I thought sunshine meant something else related to see you next tuesday, not poo.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
They have that where I work, and this is one of those issues that bothers me. I'd love to pay them to buy better paper, but that would ruin their precious standards. Whenever I can, I prefer to do my business at home with my triple ply three seashells.
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No, Elephanting is what you do when you have access to a sunshine.
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No, Elephanting is what you do when you have access to a sunshine.
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