John Wayne Toilet Paper...
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I want Andrex Swans Neck paper! Not all this rough kitten / puppy stuff...
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Are you a fan of Rabelais?
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Are you a fan of Rabelais?
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Well I wouldn't wipe in front of Leda! :laugh:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
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I ensure that Quality Paper is purchased! Be it Andrex or Dixel Kitten Soft (I do not want to know how they decided it was as soft as a kitten). In extremis I will resort to getting a Store Brand, but it will be the Luxury version. Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Dalek Dave wrote:
Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
Acutally, that goes along with another of my inventions (which I post here from time-to-time). The idea: a roll of appropriately sized and perforated saran-wrap squares. If you buy the 20-roll package, you also get a free squeegee, string, and clothes pins . . .
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I ensure that Quality Paper is purchased! Be it Andrex or Dixel Kitten Soft (I do not want to know how they decided it was as soft as a kitten). In extremis I will resort to getting a Store Brand, but it will be the Luxury version. Never would I by recycled loo roll, just in case it actually IS recycled loo roll.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
single or double ply?
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
I thought sunshine meant something else related to see you next tuesday, not poo.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I thought sunshine meant something else related to see you next tuesday, not poo.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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... rough, tough, and doesn't take sunshine from anyone. Seriously though, why do so many companies buy this stuff? Do they really save that much money over buying something even marginally better? Wouldn't that cost increase result in happier employees? I would think this could be a recruiting point as well, "Come work for us, we have nice toilet paper!". While a little comical, it might actually make the difference when considering multiple offers.
Be The Noise
They have that where I work, and this is one of those issues that bothers me. I'd love to pay them to buy better paper, but that would ruin their precious standards. Whenever I can, I prefer to do my business at home with my triple ply three seashells.
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No, Elephanting is what you do when you have access to a sunshine.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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No, Elephanting is what you do when you have access to a sunshine.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
