So Bad Revisited
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Ahem. Guy walks into a butchers, notices that the butcher is a fairly small bloke and would struggle to reach the top display shelves. Says to the butcher - 'Bet you a tenner that you can't reach that meat on the top shelve' and the butcher says 'Nah mate, the steaks are too high'.
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Ahem. Guy walks into a butchers, notices that the butcher is a fairly small bloke and would struggle to reach the top display shelves. Says to the butcher - 'Bet you a tenner that you can't reach that meat on the top shelve' and the butcher says 'Nah mate, the steaks are too high'.
My Blog: www.dwmkerr.com My Charity: Children's Homes Nepal
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Ahem. Guy walks into a butchers, notices that the butcher is a fairly small bloke and would struggle to reach the top display shelves. Says to the butcher - 'Bet you a tenner that you can't reach that meat on the top shelve' and the butcher says 'Nah mate, the steaks are too high'.
My Blog: www.dwmkerr.com My Charity: Children's Homes Nepal
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People have been put before a tribunal for less... :)
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
Ouch!
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Oldie, but really good! :laugh: I love those "A guy walks into a bar... 'Ouch!'"-kind of jokes :D
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}When you've heard one, you've heard them all. I prefer a little variety in my humour. Something unpredictable tends to be funnier, I feel.
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Ouch!
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When you've heard one, you've heard them all. I prefer a little variety in my humour. Something unpredictable tends to be funnier, I feel.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
When you've heard one, you've heard them all
They say that about sheep.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
When you've heard one, you've heard them all
They say that about sheep.
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They're not brilliant conversationalists, it's true... :-D
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They're not brilliant conversationalists, it's true... :-D
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
I meant... When you HERD one, you HERD them all!
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I meant... When you HERD one, you HERD them all!
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You don't herd sheep - you flock them. Or is that just a local pronunciation?
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Sorry, I say such things early in the morning. Just ignore it :)
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
;)
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You don't herd sheep - you flock them. Or is that just a local pronunciation?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
So what is that guy called? A Shepflock? I suggest a dictionary may be of use.
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So what is that guy called? A Shepflock? I suggest a dictionary may be of use.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
So what is that guy called?
Gerald.
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So what is that guy called? A Shepflock? I suggest a dictionary may be of use.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
It's from the Old English "sceaphierde", or a "guard of sheep". However the language changes as you know: are you suggesting that Public Servants do their work publicly, or that they act like our servants rather than masters? :)
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