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So I have to deal with these accidental DBAs and DB developers every now and then. Listening to their chatter it seems they are always upbeat and savvy about the latest SQL Server. Today I chanced upon the actual code written by one of these creatures. Took me a 20 min yoga session to cool down my boiling blood. I mean, how the f*** in the world do you write such lame code when you have the latest and the greatest software with power packed features. Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all? Burn in hell :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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So I have to deal with these accidental DBAs and DB developers every now and then. Listening to their chatter it seems they are always upbeat and savvy about the latest SQL Server. Today I chanced upon the actual code written by one of these creatures. Took me a 20 min yoga session to cool down my boiling blood. I mean, how the f*** in the world do you write such lame code when you have the latest and the greatest software with power packed features. Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all? Burn in hell :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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So I have to deal with these accidental DBAs and DB developers every now and then. Listening to their chatter it seems they are always upbeat and savvy about the latest SQL Server. Today I chanced upon the actual code written by one of these creatures. Took me a 20 min yoga session to cool down my boiling blood. I mean, how the f*** in the world do you write such lame code when you have the latest and the greatest software with power packed features. Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all? Burn in hell :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
SalCon wrote:
20 min yoga
You might want to try a few more hours of Yoga. :)
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So I have to deal with these accidental DBAs and DB developers every now and then. Listening to their chatter it seems they are always upbeat and savvy about the latest SQL Server. Today I chanced upon the actual code written by one of these creatures. Took me a 20 min yoga session to cool down my boiling blood. I mean, how the f*** in the world do you write such lame code when you have the latest and the greatest software with power packed features. Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all? Burn in hell :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
SalCon wrote:
Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all?
I came to the conclusion developers like that are trying to implement security trough obfuscation. X|
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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SalCon wrote:
Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all?
I came to the conclusion developers like that are trying to implement security trough obfuscation. X|
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
S Douglas wrote:
I came to the conclusion developers like that are trying to implement security trough obfuscation.
More people should feed from the security trough. :-D
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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So I have to deal with these accidental DBAs and DB developers every now and then. Listening to their chatter it seems they are always upbeat and savvy about the latest SQL Server. Today I chanced upon the actual code written by one of these creatures. Took me a 20 min yoga session to cool down my boiling blood. I mean, how the f*** in the world do you write such lame code when you have the latest and the greatest software with power packed features. Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all? Burn in hell :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Right click Format Code - I use Red-Gates toolbox and any proc I don't like I will happily reformat. this really pisses of some devs :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Comments on the other hand are more problematical.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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So I have to deal with these accidental DBAs and DB developers every now and then. Listening to their chatter it seems they are always upbeat and savvy about the latest SQL Server. Today I chanced upon the actual code written by one of these creatures. Took me a 20 min yoga session to cool down my boiling blood. I mean, how the f*** in the world do you write such lame code when you have the latest and the greatest software with power packed features. Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all? Burn in hell :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Should see some of the code I worked with when I was still working VB. A manager did not like objects because thought took too much time. Methods were 1000's of lines long. Every string was stored as a constant...
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So I have to deal with these accidental DBAs and DB developers every now and then. Listening to their chatter it seems they are always upbeat and savvy about the latest SQL Server. Today I chanced upon the actual code written by one of these creatures. Took me a 20 min yoga session to cool down my boiling blood. I mean, how the f*** in the world do you write such lame code when you have the latest and the greatest software with power packed features. Even if I forgive your illiteracy, I will never EVER forgive your lack of hygiene. No indentations , no comments at all? Burn in hell :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: