What's going on #2
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ChrisElston wrote:
It's because not enough of us are naked.
Some of us should never be seen naked...it is forbidden.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
Why? What have you got?
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Some people should not be running around naked. Just like some women should not wear bikinis.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012) -
In England it is not actually a crime to walk around in the nude. It is only becomes a crime if someone is offended by that nudeness. Oddly, only nude means without clothes, naked actually means unarmed! (Odd, one would have thought there was access to at least one weapon :) )
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Dalek Dave wrote:
naked actually means unarmed
So "he walked around with a naked blade" is a paradox?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
naked actually means unarmed
So "he walked around with a naked blade" is a paradox?
viaducting wrote:
a naked blade"
That just means the blade was unarmed... :-\
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She did ask why, but being young and unsure of the law and not wanting to get arrested obviously didn't want to push things too far. And then you have this nutter[^] who has been arrested again.
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You could freeze it and use it in a Blunderbuss or a Schermuly, the percussive impact would be lethal. You could add poison to it. You could leave it out on a warm day and let the bacteria thrive before serving it. You could stuff it down their throat and choke them. You could use it as bait in a large man killing trap. The possibilities are limited only by you imagination.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
You could stuff it down their throat and choke them.
Yes, but once again I have to remind you that we were talking about your cocktail sausage - not my falukorv[^] ;P
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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She should have asked him why? And them accused him of sexual discrimination. And then accused him of breaching article 10 of the ECHR "Everyone has the right to freedom of expression. This right shall include freedom to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority and regardless of frontiers. This article shall not prevent States from requiring the licensing of broadcasting, television or cinema enterprises." And then accused him of being a small minded, puritanical bigot.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
And then accused him of being a small minded, puritanical bigot.
If his name is PC Simon Harwood, you'd be better off calling him Sir and leave with your teeth intact.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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It's because not enough of us are naked.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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lewax00 wrote:
I use that excuse for a lot of things once I start drinking
I just got struck at great speed by a Flashback to a party at Uni where I appeared in the doorway to the room where most people where with nothing but an oven glove to cover my shame and asked the question "Just what kind of party is this?".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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lewax00 wrote:
I use that excuse for a lot of things once I start drinking
I just got struck at great speed by a Flashback to a party at Uni where I appeared in the doorway to the room where most people where with nothing but an oven glove to cover my shame and asked the question "Just what kind of party is this?".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
I have a feeling that I'll have a similar story sometime next month, going to visit some of my high school friends, and since we're all old enough to drink now there will probably be booze involved, then a few jokes about getting naked, which my brain will misinterpret as a challenge...and it's all down hill from there :laugh:
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