Sex With Me Is Like - Of The Day

[Dalek Dave]

You'd still prefer a large sausage and your eggs scrambled.

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[Andy Brummer]

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[Jeremy Rice]

If you dig around long enough you'll get a prize.

[Roger Allen]

I only eat lunch.

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[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

Difficult to get through when it's dry.

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[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

Kids only agree to have it when candy is included.

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[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

People on TV always seem to enjoy it more.

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[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

The kids have some every morning, but the wife usually just has a banana.

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[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

Have it every day and you'll find it easier to shit. I'm going home now.

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[Andy Brummer]

It turns the milk brown

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[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Not very full-filling.

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. You'll be craving more before you are out the door.

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. More fun when you get the toy in the box.

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Complimentary for guests of my hotel.

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[wizardzz]

Kid tested and mother approved.

[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Some evenings it's just easier to have it on the sofa whilst watching tv.

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[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. People only have it cos it's less hassle than a more fulfilling alternative.

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[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. You should clean your teeth afterwards

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[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Finished off by the dog

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[Lost User]

Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Far, far more enjoyable with fruit and honey.

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