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  • W wizardzz

    Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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    wizardzz wrote:

    Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

    Difficult to get through when it's dry.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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    • W wizardzz

      Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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      wizardzz wrote:

      Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

      Kids only agree to have it when candy is included.

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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      • W wizardzz

        Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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        wizardzz wrote:

        Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

        People on TV always seem to enjoy it more.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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        • W wizardzz

          Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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          wizardzz wrote:

          Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

          The kids have some every morning, but the wife usually just has a banana.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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          • W wizardzz

            Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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            wizardzz wrote:

            Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

            Have it every day and you'll find it easier to shit. I'm going home now.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            • W wizardzz

              Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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              Andy Brummer
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              It turns the milk brown

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              • W wizardzz

                Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Not very full-filling.

                Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                • W wizardzz

                  Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                  Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. You'll be craving more before you are out the door.

                  Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                    Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. More fun when you get the toy in the box.

                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                      Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Complimentary for guests of my hotel.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                      • W wizardzz

                        Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                        wizardzz
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                        Kid tested and mother approved.

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                        • W wizardzz

                          Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                          Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Some evenings it's just easier to have it on the sofa whilst watching tv.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                            Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. People only have it cos it's less hassle than a more fulfilling alternative.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                            • W wizardzz

                              Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                              Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. You should clean your teeth afterwards

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                              • W wizardzz

                                Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Finished off by the dog

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                  Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. Far, far more enjoyable with fruit and honey.

                                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                    Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. You have to get the flaps open before you can have your oats. Right, home now. Going to try to forget about this.

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      Keith with the win. You win a date with a beautiful Russian girl that is interested in you. Just visit your favorite adult site, click on the appropriate ad, and follow the instructions. (This is one suggestion I got for this on stage. I'm sure you guys will do better.) Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

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                                      Andrei Straut
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                                      wizardzz wrote:

                                      Sex with me is like breakfast cereal.

                                      Several in fact. First it's the muffin tops, then it's the bear naked, followed by the dudley do-right, and finally, Cheerios!

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        Sex with me is like breakfast cereal. You have to get the flaps open before you can have your oats. Right, home now. Going to try to forget about this.

                                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                        wizardzz
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                                        You do realize that I will be doing this everyday right?

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          Kid tested and mother approved.

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                                          There are so many tag lines from commercials that will work for that, it's almost cheating. Mikey likes it! Magically delicious Silly rabbit, it's for kids. Snap Crackle Pop! It's crunch time! They're great! It brings out the tiger in you It takes (x) bowls of your cereal to match the nutrition in one bowl of Total. Two scoops of raisins... The Breakfast of Champions What did you come up with on stage anyway?

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