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A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, "stay like a statue and don't move." Husband: "Who is this?" Wife: "This is a robot I bought to have sex with when u r travelling". Husband: "Ok let's have sex now" Wife: "No sweetheart , yesterday I got my period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u". After she left the husband said "Damn it I'm so horny, I will fuck this robot!" He tried fucking. The lover started talking in a metallic, robotic way: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE". Husband: "Damn! robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window". The lover realised that he was on the 20th floor so he said: "SOFTWARE UPDATED" PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 storeys high Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, "stay like a statue and don't move." Husband: "Who is this?" Wife: "This is a robot I bought to have sex with when u r travelling". Husband: "Ok let's have sex now" Wife: "No sweetheart , yesterday I got my period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u". After she left the husband said "Damn it I'm so horny, I will fuck this robot!" He tried fucking. The lover started talking in a metallic, robotic way: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE". Husband: "Damn! robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window". The lover realised that he was on the 20th floor so he said: "SOFTWARE UPDATED" PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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