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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Regular expressions are for the weak minded that can't seem to muscle through with pure code. :)

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    JimmyRopes
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    Regular expressions are only for people who know better than to muscle through the problem.

    The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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    • L Lost User

      No. I could never date a woman who struggles with regular expressions.

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      Mike Hankey
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      Given enough peanut butter cups I bet she could take on a lot of different expressions.

      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
      Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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      • R Roger Wright

        MehGerbil wrote:

        My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.

        FTFY :)

        Will Rogers never met me.

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        JimmyRopes
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        #13

        Beat me to it. :thumbsup:

        The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
        Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
        Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
        I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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        • D derek9999

          ChrisElston wrote:

          Hungry Hungry Hippos

          Or 'Angry angry hippos' as we call it in my house. I have three girls under 7, each with a 'win at all costs' mentality.

          Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

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          Doctor Nick
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          Godspeed my friend. Godspeed.

          ------------------------------------- Do not do what has already been done. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.. but it ROCKS absolutely, too.

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          • D dandy72

            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            Weight Watchers is comprised of more than just women.

            I wasn't aware other species counted.

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            JimmyRopes
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            Daniel Desormeaux wrote:

            I wasn't aware other species counted.

            I once knew a girl like that. :-D

            The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
            Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
            Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
            I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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            • J JimmyRopes

              Daniel Desormeaux wrote:

              I wasn't aware other species counted.

              I once knew a girl like that. :-D

              The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
              Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
              Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
              I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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              My ex-wife has been permanently banned from Weight Watchers. She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              • R Roger Wright

                MehGerbil wrote:

                My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.

                FTFY :)

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                BobJanova
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                I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that ...

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                • L Lost User

                  My post will upset the females on this site. They'll set out to read me the riot act, but upon reading your post they'll switch targets. It was nice to know you.

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                  Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                  Females on a programming forum?

                  Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                  • L Lost User

                    I share a cube with a petite woman who watches her weight very carefully. I place peanut butter cups on her desk to distress her. She loves peanut butter cups. My goal is to see if I can get her into the next pants size by Christmas. :-D

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    MehGerbil wrote:

                    My goal is to see if I can get her into the next my pants size by Christmas.

                    I also FTFY. :)

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      My ex-wife has been permanently banned from Weight Watchers. She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      JimmyRopes
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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.

                      That could have been the girl, or her sister. :^)

                      The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
                      Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                      Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                      I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                      • R Roger Wright

                        MehGerbil wrote:

                        My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.

                        FTFY :)

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                        zenwalker1985
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                        Hahahaha best way to shadow words :D

                        My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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