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I like to go to Weight Watchers and roll Maltesers across the floor. It is like a life size game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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Regular expressions are for the weak minded that can't seem to muscle through with pure code. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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My post will upset the females on this site. They'll set out to read me the riot act, but upon reading your post they'll switch targets. It was nice to know you.
Weight Watchers is comprised of more than just women.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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MehGerbil wrote:
My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.
FTFY :)
Will Rogers never met me.
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I like to go to Weight Watchers and roll Maltesers across the floor. It is like a life size game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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ChrisElston wrote:
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Or 'Angry angry hippos' as we call it in my house. I have three girls under 7, each with a 'win at all costs' mentality.
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Weight Watchers is comprised of more than just women.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Regular expressions are for the weak minded that can't seem to muscle through with pure code. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Regular expressions are only for people who know better than to muscle through the problem.
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MehGerbil wrote:
My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.
FTFY :)
Will Rogers never met me.
Beat me to it. :thumbsup:
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Given enough peanut butter cups I bet she could take on a lot of different expressions.
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ChrisElston wrote:
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Or 'Angry angry hippos' as we call it in my house. I have three girls under 7, each with a 'win at all costs' mentality.
Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio
Godspeed my friend. Godspeed.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Weight Watchers is comprised of more than just women.
I wasn't aware other species counted.
Daniel Desormeaux wrote:
I wasn't aware other species counted.
I once knew a girl like that. :-D
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Daniel Desormeaux wrote:
I wasn't aware other species counted.
I once knew a girl like that. :-D
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I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopesMy ex-wife has been permanently banned from Weight Watchers. She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
MehGerbil wrote:
My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.
FTFY :)
Will Rogers never met me.
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My post will upset the females on this site. They'll set out to read me the riot act, but upon reading your post they'll switch targets. It was nice to know you.
Females on a programming forum?
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I share a cube with a petite woman who watches her weight very carefully. I place peanut butter cups on her desk to distress her. She loves peanut butter cups. My goal is to see if I can get her into the next pants size by Christmas. :-D
MehGerbil wrote:
My goal is to see if I can get her into the next my pants size by Christmas.
I also FTFY. :)
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My ex-wife has been permanently banned from Weight Watchers. She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.
That could have been the girl, or her sister. :^)
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MehGerbil wrote:
My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.
FTFY :)
Will Rogers never met me.
Hahahaha best way to shadow words :D