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    I share a cube with a petite woman who watches her weight very carefully. I place peanut butter cups on her desk to distress her. She loves peanut butter cups. My goal is to see if I can get her into the next pants size by Christmas. :-D

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      I share a cube with a petite woman who watches her weight very carefully. I place peanut butter cups on her desk to distress her. She loves peanut butter cups. My goal is to see if I can get her into the next pants size by Christmas. :-D

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      Roger Wright
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      MehGerbil wrote:

      My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.

      FTFY :)

      Will Rogers never met me.

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        I share a cube with a petite woman who watches her weight very carefully. I place peanut butter cups on her desk to distress her. She loves peanut butter cups. My goal is to see if I can get her into the next pants size by Christmas. :-D

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        Lost User
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        I like to go to Weight Watchers and roll Maltesers across the floor. It is like a life size game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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          MehGerbil wrote:

          My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.

          FTFY :)

          Will Rogers never met me.

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          Lost User
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          No. I could never date a woman who struggles with regular expressions.

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            I like to go to Weight Watchers and roll Maltesers across the floor. It is like a life size game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            Lost User
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            My post will upset the females on this site. They'll set out to read me the riot act, but upon reading your post they'll switch targets. It was nice to know you.

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              No. I could never date a woman who struggles with regular expressions.

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              realJSOP
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              Regular expressions are for the weak minded that can't seem to muscle through with pure code. :)

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                My post will upset the females on this site. They'll set out to read me the riot act, but upon reading your post they'll switch targets. It was nice to know you.

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                realJSOP
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                Weight Watchers is comprised of more than just women.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                • R Roger Wright

                  MehGerbil wrote:

                  My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.

                  FTFY :)

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  AndyInUK
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                  hahah good one... :laugh:

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                    I like to go to Weight Watchers and roll Maltesers across the floor. It is like a life size game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                    derek9999
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                    ChrisElston wrote:

                    Hungry Hungry Hippos

                    Or 'Angry angry hippos' as we call it in my house. I have three girls under 7, each with a 'win at all costs' mentality.

                    Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      Weight Watchers is comprised of more than just women.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      dandy72
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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      Weight Watchers is comprised of more than just women.

                      I wasn't aware other species counted.

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        Regular expressions are for the weak minded that can't seem to muscle through with pure code. :)

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        JimmyRopes
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                        Regular expressions are only for people who know better than to muscle through the problem.

                        The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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                        Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                        I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                        • R Roger Wright

                          MehGerbil wrote:

                          My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.

                          FTFY :)

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                          JimmyRopes
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                          Beat me to it. :thumbsup:

                          The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
                          Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                          Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                          I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                            No. I could never date a woman who struggles with regular expressions.

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                            Mike Hankey
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                            Given enough peanut butter cups I bet she could take on a lot of different expressions.

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                              ChrisElston wrote:

                              Hungry Hungry Hippos

                              Or 'Angry angry hippos' as we call it in my house. I have three girls under 7, each with a 'win at all costs' mentality.

                              Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

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                              Doctor Nick
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                              Godspeed my friend. Godspeed.

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                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                Weight Watchers is comprised of more than just women.

                                I wasn't aware other species counted.

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                                JimmyRopes
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                                Daniel Desormeaux wrote:

                                I wasn't aware other species counted.

                                I once knew a girl like that. :-D

                                The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
                                Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                                Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                                I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                                  Daniel Desormeaux wrote:

                                  I wasn't aware other species counted.

                                  I once knew a girl like that. :-D

                                  The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
                                  Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                                  Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                                  I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                                  My ex-wife has been permanently banned from Weight Watchers. She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    MehGerbil wrote:

                                    My goal is to see if I can get her into her the next pants size by Christmas.

                                    FTFY :)

                                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                                    BobJanova
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                                    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that ...

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                                      My post will upset the females on this site. They'll set out to read me the riot act, but upon reading your post they'll switch targets. It was nice to know you.

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                                      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                      Females on a programming forum?

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                                        I share a cube with a petite woman who watches her weight very carefully. I place peanut butter cups on her desk to distress her. She loves peanut butter cups. My goal is to see if I can get her into the next pants size by Christmas. :-D

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                                        AspDotNetDev
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                                        MehGerbil wrote:

                                        My goal is to see if I can get her into the next my pants size by Christmas.

                                        I also FTFY. :)

                                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          My ex-wife has been permanently banned from Weight Watchers. She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          JimmyRopes
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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          She's the only person they've enrolled that gained seven tent sizes in the first week of membership.

                                          That could have been the girl, or her sister. :^)

                                          The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
                                          Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                                          Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
                                          I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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